Best Shitty Movies

[Your Mom]

I guess The Running Man can go in here, as its pretty naff, I know its naff, but I love to watch it.

Sod you, Running Man is fantastic.

Darn right it is! (Y)

Demolition Man! Definitely, Demolition Man. What a God awful movie it was, but I love it. I remember vividly that the sex scene in that movie was the first introduction to sex I had... and they didn't even touch each other. It was all futuristic 3D garbage. Good times, good times.

I liked it

Shawshank Redemption.

[punky]

Killer Klowns from Outer Space.

Awesomely bad.

[gunnar hendershow]

Street Fighter: The Movie.

"I'm gonna kick, that sonofabitch Bison's ass, so HARD, that the next Bison wannabe, is gonna feel it. Now, who wants to go home.........AND WHO WANTS TO GO WITH ME?!!!!

Best. Line. Ever.

"Well I'm the repoman, and you're out of business!"

"The day Bison graced your home was the greatest day of your life. But for me... it was Tuesday."

That movie has so many great quotes.

[Reflecto Is My Favorite Poster]

Pretty much any teen movie, particularly the ones from the '90s teen movie rebirth would fit in this. Laughably bad, but I love them so...

[Lowerdeck]

Road Trip. C'mon, it had Tom Green in it. But it was good stuff still.

[John Stones' Paint Trophy]

I always find Mortal Kombat: Annihilation a good source of comedy.

And someone buy me Jesus Christ: Vampire Slayer for Christmas

Edited November 18, 2005 by Jordan Stiva

[GA!]

Five words: Plan 9 From Outta Space...

[Toe]

I mention this movie alot on this site.

Sleepaway Camp. Made to cash in on the slasher boom in the 80's, it's still original in parts, has some cool kills and is really cheesy. The dialogue is pure comedy, even though it isn't meant to be. Oh, and a girl with a penis is in it.

[GoGo Yubari]

Van Helsing by a mile.

"You can go when I say you can go and I say you can go WHEN YOU'RE DEAD!"

God bless you, Van Helsing, you wonderful bad movie.

[darkrayne]

So my friends and I watch a lot of shitty movies. I think there is really a whole subgenera of movies that are so bad that they somehow circle about and become good. My two glaring favorites at the moment are They Live! and Death Race 2000.

Death Race was on AMC the other night and I blew my proverbial shitty movie load. It takes place in some post apocalyptic world in which an authoritarian government rises to power and offers up their form of bread and circuses: The Death Race. The race is a cross country frenzy that has no set course and best of all rewards points for running over anyone you come across. Women are worth 10 points more than men in all age brackets, teenagers rack up 40 points, and toddlers under 12 rate a big 70 points. The big score: anyone, any sex, over 75 = 100 points.

It stars a young Sly Stone and David Carradine.

So what are yours?

[figos]

Batman Forever and Batman and Robin

[That Guy Mikey]

I would have to say C.H.U.D the plot A rash of bizarre murders in New York City seems to point to a group of grotesquely deformed vagrants living in the sewers... and the slightly better C.H.U.D 2 the plot A military experiment to create a race of super-warriors go awry, and legions of murderous zombies are unleased upon a surburan neighborhood

[Ace]

Ready to Rumble - Triple Cage of DEATH!!!

Road Trip - Snake Bites!!!

Street Fighter: The Movie - Long time since I seen it but I still like it

Demolition Man

any Batman Movie

Yes I need a gun, a bullet and a forest.

[Guest Helmed Horror]

I saw Street Fighter : The Movie a little while ago. It is very bad, but yeah laughably so. Bison's Psycho Crusher looks friggen horrible. XD

[Mick]

Street Fighter was supposed to be (marginally) better. It was done by the same guy that did Die Hard, and he had it worked out so that the movie could be done with 7 characters, 4 of them being Ken, Ryu, Guile, and Bison, I'm not so sure on the othe 3. Capcom heard this and shook their finger, saying "No, we want ALL the characters from the video game in, and oh, by the way, we just upgraded the game and added 4 more characters".

So, effectively the movie got killed with that.

And they also planned a huge air battle, but the government of Thailand said no.

I love the movie though. I don't care how bad it is.

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

Apparantly the upcoming Doom movie is about on a par with Resident Evil Apocalypse quality-wise.

However the first person section is supposed to be lush.

[jrhodes]

Street Fighter is on tonight on C5 at 9pm.

I advise anyone who hasn't seen it to watch it.

[Guest *Doink*]

Five words: Plan 9 From Outta Space...

[Guest 12characters]

Mr. Nanny definately deserves a mention

[Guest AFNJ]

I'm sure all of you have love for this movie too but it's one of my favs, and home of some of the best one liners, The Wizard.