Celeb Big Brother UK

[The Kraig]

Who the fuck is the transvestite?

[Colly]

Galloway, Preston and The Maggot! My interest in this show has multiplied by several million. However several million times zero is still zero. Damn maths.

[Jonny D]

Looks to me like one of the better line ups they've had for this show. It has to be Barrymore to win the thing though, simply because he's so much more famous than everybody else.

[Asuka's Gonna Kill You]

Errr I thought Johnny Vegas was supposed to be in it? I was looking forward to him

[Turbo Yannis]

Dennis Rodman's video made me laugh

"Is there gonna be beer? Shit muthafucka, we gon' fuck some shit up muthafucka"

It'll be either Preston or Maggot that'll win. And I'd still shag Jodie Marsh even if it meant an STD

[YI]

It'll be either Preston or Maggot that'll win. And I'd still shag Jodie Marsh even if it meant an STD

[Lord Nibbler]

I knew I recognised Chantelle from somewhere. She was the Paris Hilton look-a-like Soccerette:

[ONO]

She's more of a celebrity then than Miss. IReceivedTheEnglandCoachs'CockInMyAss

[YI]

I knew I recognised Chantelle from somewhere. She was the Paris Hilton look-a-like Soccerette:

[Turbo Yannis]

She should have told them she was Paris Hilton.

[Darloboy]

LOL at Jodie Marsh slagging Faria off for only being famous for being a slapper.

[ONO]

She should have told them she was Paris Hilton.

[SilentBob2004]

I knew I recognised Chantelle from somewhere. She was the Paris Hilton look-a-like Soccerette:

[Scott McFly]

Yeah, she has a backstory that she has to follow - she's from a girl band called Kandifloss and their biggest single is "Give It To Me Right Now". As hinted at before, I'd say being on Soccer AM already makes her more famous than Faria Alam.

But it seems Rodman is already tryna knob the poor girl. Although she seems so thick ("what's a gynacologist?"), so maybe Rodman'll slam dunk some sense into her.

[Turbo Yannis]

Pfft, I didn't even watch it right from the start so I don't know anything about her.

Other than I don't like her.

[ONO]

She's too preppie for my liking.

[Summers]

She was on Soccer AM, so she's better than everyone who hasn't been on Soccer AM instantly, like all of us.

[John Stones' Paint Trophy]

Preston's been on around 3 times.

Maggot's been on about 2 times.

Therefore Preston should win with Maggot second.

[Scott McFly]

She was on Soccer AM, so she's better than everyone who hasn't been on Soccer AM instantly, like all of us.

Edited January 7, 2006 by Scott McFly

[Colly]

Preston's been on around 3 times.

Maggot's been on about 2 times.

Therefore Preston should win with Maggot second.