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Does anyone know if this is getting repeated? I've been forced to watch a brother's friend play Ghost Recon on the only available TV.

Did manage to catch the piece with the Top Gear Dog and the pink Nissan though.

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I haven't laughed so hard in weeks.

Highlights for me were Hammond driving the pink car with a paper bag over his head; Jimmy "the Prince of Darkness" Carr; and somehow setting fire to a brand new, £1million car wash WHILE in operation, only to escape out the side and scarper into the night. As for repeats, it's on Monday nights (ie tomorrow) at 7pm.

Oh, and:

Clarkson: "Have the lions had their dinner yet?"

Safari Man: "No, they're on a starve day today."

All: "....."

Clarkson: "Hello, uh, Jeremy here again. Did you just say 'they're on a starve day'?"

Safari Man: "Yes. We only feed them twice a week because that's more realistic to how often they'd get food in the wild."

Clarkson: "How long since these lions were last fed then?"

Safari Man: "Two days."

Clarkson: "....."

May: "....."

Hammond: "....."

May: "Yeah, but - "

Hammond: "If you say monkeys, I'm throwing you out of this car RIGHT now."

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"I can't believe we set something on fire that was mainly made of water"

:lmao:

I missed Top Gear so much.

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What I love is that I don't neccesarily like cars, but I love watching Top Gear. I missed the first 20 minutes but it was sheer classic what I saw.

Oh, I love the Koenigsegg CC and Koenigsegg CC too. I remember when I first saw it when I was in Year 7 on the computers at school once and just loved it, seeing the Stig crash was funny, sheerly because it's the Stig.

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It's funny seeing Fifth Gear take all their little potshots at Top Gear. It's also funny that they're about one fifth of the show that Top Gear is.

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Top Gear has been must-see viewing for a few years now. Love watching it, definitely programme of the week!

Driving down the motorway in the topless Espace won it for me.

That and a Richard Hammond quote that for me was one of the best quotes I've ever heard....But have now forgotten unfortunately.

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That and a Richard Hammond quote that for me was one of the best quotes I've ever heard....But have now forgotten unfortunately.

Since I now have the show downloaded, if you remember what context the quote was made in I could find it...

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To freshen up the show they've brought in a dog (a cross between a labrador and a poodle, a labradoodle), which they have given the genius name of 'Top Gear Dog'. Unfortunately they now don't know what to do with her because she can't stand cars and has a tendency to vomit whenever she gets put in one.

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I haven't seen a new episode of Top Gear in ages. I keep catching the old ones on UKTV Gold or whatever it is.

The funniest episode I have probably ever seen is the winter olympics special one. I laughed so hard at Hammond trying to dig snow halfway up a ski jump. The constant digs at him being a daytime TV presenter and all that junk was great.

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It's funny seeing Fifth Gear take all their little potshots at Top Gear. It's also funny that they're about one fifth of the show that Top Gear is.

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