Kid's Christmas goes from good to great

[oldskool]

Kolton Mahoney, a 14-year-old boy from Layton, Utah, was delighted to receive a copy of Madden NFL 06 as one of his presents on Christmas Day from his uncle. Football may be a game of X's and O's, but this particular disc was all X's. When Mahoney inserted the disc into his Xbox 360, he found himself watching some hardcore XXX action instead of hardcore gridiron action. His parents, upon seeing the smut, contacted the Internet Crimes Against Children Task Force, which will be looking into the matter, reported Utah's Standard-Examiner.

The game had allegedly been bought on December 2 at a Circuit City store in Modesto, California, and was factory sealed with the game's logo embossed on the disc. When it was loaded into the console, titles of adult films and an explicit image were presented onscreen. It is unknown how the mix-up occurred, and the task force admits it may be difficult to determine who is responsible.

Edited January 4, 2007 by oldskool

[King Ellis]

Kids nowadays eh? You'd think he'd want to keep it.

Unless of course it's John Madden Porn

Hmmm, upon closer inspection this doesn't have the line about him finding out and then telling his parents that i've seen elsewhere. Conflicting reports.

Edited January 4, 2007 by King Ellis

[sirdavinator]

I want that disc lol.

[Guest Mr. Potato Head]

Internet Crimes Against Children Task Force???

[Chasing Lamely]

Lucky bastard. All I got in mine was Madden 07. And it's shit.

[Maxx]

Now would the madden curse apply to the porn stars on the disc's cover?

[Mick]

Kids nowadays eh? You'd think he'd want to keep it.

Unless of course it's John Madden Porn

WhatyagottadoistakeherpantsoffthenyouputthethinginherandafterfifteenminutesBOOM!

Wait a second....

Madden '06?!

What a cheap ass uncle.....

[Gene Kiniski]

Who wants to pool in and buy a lot of '06 games?

[Guest Mr. Potato Head]

Wouldn't it be cheaper to just buy the porn?

[Gazz]

Wouldn't it be cheaper to just buy the porn?

Where's the fun in that?

[Kaney]

Wheres the fun in Madden 06? >_>

[Hobo]

Internet Crimes Against Children Task Force???

I hear this and I think 'Power Rangers-esque TV series'.