Uncle Kracker arrested for 2nd degree rape

[MalaCloudy Black]

http://www.wral.com/news/local/story/1713772/

That's a crazy mugshot too.

[GA!]

Who will sing the X-Factor theme tune now?

[Nerf]

I shall now listen to Follow Me and mourne.

[fineintent]

Suddenly his lyrics "I'll be the one to tuck you in at night" seem less comforting.

[Dingle]

I DONT BELIEVE IT AND I WONT EVER BELIEVE IT!

[illmatic]

Who??

[K]

There are degress of rape?

[LL!]

There are degress of rape?

Second degree constitutes anal, or "forcible entry of the penile subject in the anus predicate."

[Kyle_]

Who??

[Guest starsaligned916]

So much for following him and knowing everything is alright.

[Thomas]

Why would anyone rape a bum when they can rape a snatch...

[Mr. X]

Why would anyone rape a bum when they can rape a snatch...

Because most people don't want a Thomas to occur.

[Thomas]

Why would anyone rape a bum when they can rape a snatch...

Because most people don't want a Thomas to occur.

[Mr. X]

Why would anyone rape a bum when they can rape a snatch...

Because most people don't want a Thomas to occur.

Imagine a man putting his dick in a mans bum. Ewww.

So, do you wanna 2nd degree rape me?

[Jeff Jeffries]

"Swimming through your veins like a fish in the sea"

I wonder if that refers to a date rape drug

[Quom]

Wait raping someone anally leads to less jail time than vaginal rape? What a fucked up system.

[King Ellis]

Wait raping someone anally leads to less jail time than vaginal rape? What a fucked up system.

Oh come on, surely anal rape is better. Like X said, anal rapage doesn't lead to unwanted children. It can be a real problem for some women in that situation to decide whether to keep the ill gotten spawn of their attacker or to get rid of it. At least with the anal rape the attacker showed some level of compassion.

[TOG]

Wait raping someone anally leads to less jail time than vaginal rape? What a fucked up system.

Oh come on, surely anal rape is better. Like X said, anal rapage doesn't lead to unwanted children. It can be a real problem for some women in that situation to decide whether to keep the ill gotten spawn of their attacker or to get rid of it. At least with the anal rape the attacker showed some level of compassion.

[apsham]

Rape is rape.... that's all that needs to be said.

[The Kraig]

It's always the uncle...