Dragon Ball: The Movie

[Animal]

I think it was Goku and ChiChi which would be one of the few things they stay true to the series for.... good god that was horrible!

[LL!]

I sincerely hope so.

[Johnny Latino Heat]

...Good God... why? Why?

[GoGo Yubari]

Oh my god. That... that completely exceeded all of my expectations in terms of how bad it will be. I'm almost excited.

As an aside, I've heard awful, awful rumors that there's a Cowboy Bebop live action movie in the works... please tell me these are just rumors and nothing more?

Starring Keanu Reeves as Spike.

[Jimmy]

That trailer looks nothing like Dragon Ball Z at all, I was really ready to give this a chance, I'd I'll probably go see it. But jeez. Plus, Piccolo not green. :|

[The Mask of Norro]

Oh my god. That... that completely exceeded all of my expectations in terms of how bad it will be. I'm almost excited.

As an aside, I've heard awful, awful rumors that there's a Cowboy Bebop live action movie in the works... please tell me these are just rumors and nothing more?

Starring Keanu Reeves as Spike.

Please say it isn't so, GoGo, please tell me this is all just a bad dream

WHY IS HOLLYWOOD RAPING MY CHILDHOOD?!

[MalaCloudy Black]

http://www.toplessrobot.com/2008/11/you_ha..._movie.php#more

Oh geez. Awesome.

[GoGo Yubari]

Yeah, I showed that to Ruki a couple weeks back and he quite correctly surmised that Goku looks like what would happen if a lizard had sex with a rock (revel in this, Ruki, for I imagine this will be the only time I ever admit you said something funny).

[Benji]

http://www.toplessrobot.com/2008/11/you_ha..._movie.php#more

Oh geez. Awesome.

That was leaked about a month ago, my reaction now is the same as it was then, I'm not even going to bother seeing this movie anymore, my IQ is low enough as it is thanks to the pictures and leaks.

[Ruki]

Yeah, I showed that to Ruki a couple weeks back and he quite correctly surmised that Goku looks like what would happen if a lizard had sex with a rock (revel in this, Ruki, for I imagine this will be the only time I ever admit you said something funny).

*revels in it*

[Johnny Latino Heat]

http://www.toplessrobot.com/2008/11/you_ha..._movie.php#more

Oh geez. Awesome.

I... I... I... I...

WHAT is that?!

[Johnny Latino Heat]

Sorry for the double post, but IGN has a new trailer.

http://movies.ign.com/dor/objects/479331/d...lrc_121108.html

Actually looks better. And is it me, or is Piccolo green in this one? Or at least, greenish?

[TKz]

New trailer definatley makes the film seem a little more hopefull. I've got a feeling we'll all be slightly suprised considering how low expectations are. I'll mainly be watching it simple for more James Masters and due to Dragonball Z being one of my childhood loves. Though, is there any word on what the storyline will actually be? So far I've got that the nameks invaded (weren't they all nice and stuff in the series though?) so some old men made the Dragonballs. For some reason, Goku is the chosen one and Bulma is packing some heat? Also, this film clearly needs more Krillin.

Edited December 14, 2008 by TKz

[Gene Kiniski]

I don't like Dragonball/Z, but that trailer makes the feel seem pretty good.

[RoyWill Rumble]

http://www.toplessrobot.com/2008/11/you_ha..._movie.php#more

Oh geez. Awesome.

What the fuck is that thing?

[Blaze09]

The movie will flop at box offices for one reason

Hannah fucking Montana's movie comes out that weekend

No matter how good this movie will do, Hannah fucking Montana will make waay more money

[RoyWill Rumble]

Really? That's the ONE reason? It's not that not only is anime a niche market, not the fact that they BUTCHERED the whole fucking movie, but it's Hannah Montana?

[GoGo Yubari]

The movie will flop at box offices for one reason

Hannah fucking Montana's movie comes out that weekend

No matter how good this movie will do, Hannah fucking Montana will make waay more money

Because the target demographics of Dragonball and Hannah Montana are so similar.

[Blaze09]

It's not the only reason but it won't make alot of money because little girls (and it waaaaaay more little girls than us anime fans) will tell their parents that they wanna see Hannah Montana (which I expect to be dragged to thanks to my little sis) then someone will go see this pile of shit they call Dragonball. Hell, GOKU IS WHITE IN THE MOVIE! I could have sworn he was Asian.

[Benji]

It's not the only reason but it won't make alot of money because little girls (and it waaaaaay more little girls than us anime fans) will tell their parents that they wanna see Hannah Montana (which I expect to be dragged to thanks to my little sis) then someone will go see this pile of shit they call Dragonball. Hell, GOKU IS WHITE IN THE MOVIE! I could have sworn he was Asian.

... seriously? You just fucking pointed out why Hannah Montana will barely affect the Dragon Ball movie, little girls aren't the key demographic, little boys and older boys who grew up with it are the target.