In The Name Of The King

[TGC]

Oh this looks just horribly great. Seriously, watch the trailer for some of the most horrid miscasting of all time.

[Benji]

Jason Statham delivers about as much passion as a box of rusty nails.

Edited December 27, 2007 by Holiday Armadillo

[Gongsun Zan]

"tomorrow-we-gouge-evil-from-its-shell." >_

Edited December 27, 2007 by Gongsun Zan

[GoGo Yubari]

Oh, Uwe Boll. You just keep coming back for more. I'm more amused by the relatively famous people who actually still agree to star in them more than anything else.

[probablyoliver]

Burt Reynolds as a king? Wonderful.

[The Quasi Juice]

Errr..this was like watching a LOTR trailer but then with actors that totally don't fit the roles.

Conclusion, I need to see this.

[Herr Matzat]

Everything with Jason Statham can not possibly be not fun. Not even gay porn. Word!

[Sousa]

"tomorrow-we-gouge-evil-from-its-shell." >_

No, no, no. You typed that too emphatically. Anything greater than a light gray font conveys too much emotion.

[TGC]

Like ur face?

How dare you mock the great Statham?????

[Sousa]

I'm sorry. Dude just looks like he'd rather order a pizza than gouge evil from its shell in that particular clip. In a comparable trailer--Beowulf--you've got CGI Beowulf shouting his fucking name like he's going to rip his own mother's rectum out through her ear. Here... not so much.

Still, as a Boll moment, it's pretty great. Not quite on par with Clint Howard as the Gordon's Fisherman telling me "That's Spanish for DEATH!," but I'll take it.

Edited December 27, 2007 by Das Wundersousa

[LL!]

It's not fair to compare CGI to Real Life as CGI can be doctored in every which way.

[ROC]

Still, as a Boll moment, it's pretty great. Not quite on par with Clint Howard as the Gordon's Fisherman telling me "That's Spanish for DEATH!," but I'll take it.

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

Mmmm Jason Statham.

They could make a movie where he just squints at the screen for an hour and a half and it'd be great.

[reyrey619]

Hasn't this trailer been out for a while? For some reason it seems vaguely familiar to me...

[GoGo Yubari]

Hasn't this trailer been out for a while? For some reason it seems vaguely familiar to me...

It might just be because the whole thing is incredibly, horribly generic.

[GRIFT]

Wow... that movie has 6 great actors in it, one of which is one his way to becoming the next Kurt Russell (Statham, in that I'll see him in almost anything no matter how shit it looks) and I still don't give a shit.

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

Claire Forlani!!!

But I'm a little disgruntled as to how Statham has continued in his quest to use his stupid slightly Americanised accent. I can see him not wanting to be "'ello there cockerney wide boy" but he could have just attempted a more neutralised accent....Probably woulda worked better.

[Gabriel]

Uwe Boll is the second coming of Christ.

I fucking love his movies, whether it be for the unintentional comedy... or if they surprisingly are entertaining for the proper reasons. I love Boll movies, because no matter how badly they turn out, I'm always entertained.

I saw the trailer during the hockey game last night, and it looks worse than BloodRayne.

I can't fucking wait.

[Herr Matzat]

there seems to be a german leak of postal all around the world, but ssssssh.

i hate dubbed movies :-((

[Sousa]

Bloodrayne was all wrong. The game was about leather-clad busty vampire chicks fighting Nazis. The movie had no Nazis. That's like making a Mario movie without strange-looking mushroom men OH WAIT.