Celebrity Battle Royale

[Mick]

So, Hamstah and I were having a convo about this, and we feel that all of your input would be greatly helpful in determining just who would be suitable for such a task...

We have all sorts of shit TV with Celebrities doing outrageously stupid things...

So, here's my pick:

Bill O'Reilly.

[MalaCloudy Black]

I'd kind of like to see what chances of survival Ryan Seacrest would have. Not because I dislike him but because I think dude could surprise everyone.

[Gazz]

Amy Winehouse.

Cannon Fodder

[MalaCloudy Black]

Amy Winehouse.

Cannon Fodder

Enterprising people might use her death to catapult her to super-super-super-superstardom, though.

[9 to 5]

Conan O'Brien.

[Sousa]

Well, Axl Rose seems to carry himself like he's a fucking badass, so let's see how he'd last.

[Mr Evil Guy]

Verne Troyer. Honestly. Little guy hiding in leaves with a machine gun = deadly.

I also think Vin Diesel would fuck people up.

[Crybaby Bunting]

Ross Kemp, I'm sure in an environment like that he'd be exposed as a complete pussy.

Oh and the high school musical cast. Hell come to think of it forget the celebrities and just have them

[nabeel]

Stephen Colbert.

Or Chriss Angel.

Edited October 12, 2008 by nabeel

[Pesci]

Jeff Stelling. The man would win.

[ZJ Penn]

50 Cent. Because he could survive being shot 9 times.

[Michael]

David Blaine.

[Ace]

I agree with whoever said Criss Angel. Lets see him pull those vanishing tricks now

And for the sheer sake of WTF'ness, Gene Simmons

[Skummy]

Jeff Stelling. The man would win.

Damn fucking right he would. Get Kamara in and all. That'd be unbelievable, Jeff.

Also, Bear Grylls. How could you not?

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

Robert Mugabe.

I'd love to see him in a situation where he doesn't have his "people" to protect him. Hell I'd volunteer just to get a shot at him.

[YI]

ROSS KEMP IS GOD!!!

[Stevie B]

Paul O'Grady

[The Mask of Norro]

Jeff Stelling. The man would win.

Damn fucking right he would. Get Kamara in and all. That'd be unbelievable, Jeff.

Also, Bear Grylls. How could you not?

This. Bear Grylls is so fucking manly that he would somehow have his camera crew there with him, on the island, recording as he educated viewers on how to dominate and survive a Battle Royale. Doesn't even matter what weapon he gets, he could get nothing and still win the whole thing.

[A-Dub]

Dane Cook...just so he could lose and never come back.

I'd also like to see what Tom Cruise would do...

[supergrass]

Jeff Stelling. The man would win.

Damn fucking right he would. Get Kamara in and all. That'd be unbelievable, Jeff.

Also, Bear Grylls. How could you not?

This. Bear Grylls is so fucking manly that he would somehow have his camera crew there with him, on the island, recording as he educated viewers on how to dominate and survive a Battle Royale. Doesn't even matter what weapon he gets, he could get nothing and still win the whole thing.

There are too many survival experts at present, it seems survival is quite straight forward. Bear Grylls, Ray Mears and Bruce Parry, one tent, only one leaves alive.