RESULTS: them people with fannies '08

[Captain Kirk]

I would say no to about half of them.

You really do not deserve to have a penis then.

[METALMAN]

No to:

Alicia Keys

Lucy Liu

Maryse Ouelett

Helena Bonham-Carter

Amy Dumas

Christina Scabbia

Maggie Gyllenhaal

Maria Kanellis

Christina Ricci

Lindsay Lohan

That's 10 out of 35 or whatever. I'm not all that fussy.

[NobBe Nobbs]

No to:

Alicia Keys

Lucy Liu

Maryse Ouelett

Helena Bonham-Carter

Amy Dumas

Christina Scabbia

Maggie Gyllenhaal

Maria Kanellis

Christina Ricci

Lindsay Lohan

That's 10 out of 35 or whatever. I'm not all that fussy.

...you've got to be out of your mind.

[Meacon Keaton]

No to:

Alicia Keys

Lucy Liu

Maryse Ouelett

Helena Bonham-Carter

Amy Dumas

Christina Scabbia

Maggie Gyllenhaal

Maria Kanellis

Christina Ricci

Lindsay Lohan

That's 10 out of 35 or whatever. I'm not all that fussy.

...you've got to be out of your mind.

Or gay. Very, very gay.

[The Future]

You would bang each and everyone of them in a heartbeat.

[livid]

If not only so you could say "I banged so and so".

But yeah, to be honest, if anybody says that they wouldn't is really just lying, both to everybody and to themselves.

Except for maybe Lohan; it depends on if you already have herpes or not.

Edited January 11, 2009 by Livid

[Gabriel]

If not only so you could say "I banged so and so".

But yeah, to be honest, if anybody says that they wouldn't is really just lying, both to everybody and to themselves.

Except for maybe Lohan; it depends on if you already have herpes or not.

With Lindsay Lohan, you don't say no... you just ask her to hold on five minutes so you can run to the store to get condoms and a shit ton of saranwrap. Then you wrap both of your entire bodies in the stuff, leaving holes for her bajingo and your cock (which will be wearing a condom already anyways) and that should keep you relatively safe.

Plus...it's also kind of hot.

[livid]

Really hot.

Like, heat stroke hot.

Plus so hot it burns when I pee now.

Edited January 11, 2009 by Livid

[METALMAN]

No to:

Alicia Keys

Lucy Liu

Maryse Ouelett

Helena Bonham-Carter

Amy Dumas

Christina Scabbia

Maggie Gyllenhaal

Maria Kanellis

Christina Ricci

Lindsay Lohan

That's 10 out of 35 or whatever. I'm not all that fussy.

...you've got to be out of your mind.

Or gay. Very, very gay.

Or I might - perish the thought - have a different opinion to you.

[Syrjis]

Or gay.

[Turbo Yannis]

So, because there's 10 of 35 he wouldn't do, he's gay. But let's ignore the 25 that he would do...

[probablyoliver]

I accept all of metalman's opinions except for Maryse. I can understand not wanting to bang some of the others (although I probably would), Maryse is a different question altogether, and you should feel exceptionally bad and totally wrong.

[NobBe Nobbs]

No to:

Alicia Keys

Lucy Liu

Maryse Ouelett

Helena Bonham-Carter

Amy Dumas

Christina Scabbia

Maggie Gyllenhaal

Maria Kanellis

Christina Ricci

Lindsay Lohan

That's 10 out of 35 or whatever. I'm not all that fussy.

...you've got to be out of your mind.

Or gay. Very, very gay.

Or I might - perish the thought - have a different opinion to you.

Maybe, but I find it hard to believe you'd really say no to any of the above. Maybe Lohan for medical reasons, but that's it.

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

Or gay.

You sure are! *guffaw*

[Syrjis]

Or gay.

You sure are! *guffaw*

I fail.

[TOG]

As much as I love Ricci, she seems to be an acquired taste. Like, she's easily in my top 10, but most guys I know don't find her attractive at all.

I, too, would say no to Lucy Liu. I just don't find her attractive. Not my thing.

[Baddar]

No to:

Maryse Ouelett

Maria Kanellis

Those two, I just don't get. As for the rest, I either don't know them, or like them myself but they seem more open to people liking them or not. Like Christina Ricci, Amy Dumas and Lindsay Lohan, for example.

I would, btw.

[JStarr]

No to:

Maryse Ouelett

Maria Kanellis

Those two, I just don't get. As for the rest, I either don't know them, or like them myself but they seem more open to people liking them or not. Like Christina Ricci, Amy Dumas and Lindsay Lohan, for example.

I would, btw.

Don't get what? Why anyone would ever say no, or why they're considered hot?

And Hammy, no flashbacks to Ricci as Wednesday Addams? Let's be fair, now.

[NobBe Nobbs]

No to:

Maryse Ouelett

Maria Kanellis

Those two, I just don't get. As for the rest, I either don't know them, or like them myself but they seem more open to people liking them or not. Like Christina Ricci, Amy Dumas and Lindsay Lohan, for example.

I would, btw.

And Hammy, no flashbacks to Ricci as Wednesday Addams? Let's be fair, now.

STEEBARR KNOWS!

[King Ellis]

What about Scarlett in The Horse Whisperer? Clearly anyone who likes her is a kiddy fiddler also.