The 2010 NFL Thread

[JStarr]

Playoff picks? Sure, why not, can't do any worse than in fantasy leagues this year.

AFC:

Ravens over Chiefs--If Charlie Weis wasn't busy picking out wallpaper for his office in Gainesville instead of putting together game plans, I'd probably pick KC to pull the "upset." As it is, the game could still be really close, and Dwayne Bowe could go nuts if there isn't pressure put on Cassel. Actually, maybe he could go nuts if pressure IS put on Cassel. Cassel at home v. blitzes this season: 9 TD, no int., 124.5 passer rating. I still have some faith in Ed Reed pulling out a huge play at the end, though.

Colts over Jets--People telling us that the Colts can't stop the run obviously stopped watching a few weeks back. 46 yards for MJD. 45 yards for Run-DMC. 39 yards (on 20 carries!) for CJ2K. Last time LT ran for 50 yards? November 14 v. Cleveland. Shonn Greene can be dangerous if he gets carries, as the Jets are 5-0 when he gets 15 or more. If Rex thinks he can ride Ol' Dirty throwing 40 times per game and get to Dallas, it's time for him to retire and go make foot porn videos full-time. Plus, Peyton Manning knows how to steer the game away from Revis. Problem will come if he steers it in Cromartie's direction, as AC has owned Peyton a few times.

Ravens over Patriots--Only three times have the Pats committed multiple turnovers in a game this season. Two of those were their two losses to the Jets and Browns, and the other was their OT squeaker over the Ravens. Baltimore knows they can walk into Gillette and punch the Pats in the teeth, but they need to be able to run the ball to do it. Ray Rice has to be the focal point, with Flacco getting the occasional word in edgewise. If it's vice versa, New England walks all over them.

Steelers over Colts--Unfortunately, the Steelers don't have the one-dimensional (sometimes no-dimensional) offense that the Jets have. Mendenhall can run the Colts over, and if he can't, Ben's proven he can win games himself, unlike the Sanchise.

Steelers over Ravens--Their first two games were wars, and this one should be, too. Biggest matchup is always Dick LeBeau v. Cam Cameron. I just favor LeBeau here. Plus, Mike Wallace should be able to get loose for at least one bomb.

NFC:

Packers over Eagles--If the receivers can't adjust to blitzes and give Vick quick options, he'll scramble right into a Clay Matthews ass-whipping. Like Szumi said, the loss of Nate Allen's going to hurt, thanks to Aaron Rodgers. The Eagles shouldn't have to worry about a running game, but last year, the Cardinals didn't have to either, and they still had to get a freak pick-six in OT to win a total shootout.

Saints over Seahawks--Will it be a 30-point crucifixion? Nah, don't think so. The Saints will keep Seattle in it with a few turnovers, since the running game's dying a slow, painful death before our eyes. That said, even if Drew throws four picks, he'll also be able to match it with four TD's. The Seaparrots can't stop anyone deep, so Colston and Meachem will be salivating.

Falcons over Packers--Key player here won't be Matty Ice, but Turner the Burner. The Falcons can keep Rodgers off the field with Turner and Snelling grinding it out.

Saints over Bears--Whatever happens, you'll all blame Cutler, but seriously, that line is going to get him AND Forte killed. It'll be closer than might be expected, as once again, Julius Peppers can pin his ears back and try to take Brees's head off, but Gregg Williams will have stuff lined up that will make the Bears' linemen puke by halftime.

Falcons over Saints--See Falcons over Packers. The Birds have to find a way to get more than three YPC out of Turner. Week 3, they ran for 202, held the Saints to 43 yards rushing, forced three turnovers while committing one, and won. Week 16, they ran for 75, forced two giveaways but matched it with two of their own, and lost. Should be another war.

Super Bowl XLV:

Steelers over Falcons--Highly interested to see if Brent Grimes (23 pass break-ups, second in the league) is matched up on Mike Wallace. If Wallace gets taken out of the game, it's anybody's to win. Bottom line, though: Ben's been on that stage and shown that he can pull a clutch comeback. Matty's pulled some comebacks, but never one that big. If the Birds win, the Matt Ryan hype will get to the point that people will start to hate him (plus Mike Mularkey's going to get a head coaching gig somewhere). But, I sort of like the Steelers to make it seven rings (and an EWB meet-up that looks like a CZW Fans Bring the Weapons Match to be established at Evil Chase K's house, because he's going to say a lot of insufferable things).

[SeanDMan]

The fact that he appears to be crying in front of a cell phone makes that pic all the more hilarious.

[Lint]

Harbaugh takes 49ers job

[HailtotheYo]

Ravens v Chiefs = Ravens

Jets v Colts = Jets

Pats v Ravens = Ravens

Steelers v Colts = Steelers

Ravens v Steelers = Ravens

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SHawks v Saints = Saints

Eagles v Packers = Packers

Saints v Falcons = Falcons

Packers v Bears = Packers

Falcons v Packers = Falcons

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Ravens v Falcons = Ravens

[gunnar hendershow]

Too late HTTK, playoffs already started.

[HailtotheYo]

The playoffs don't start tonight until the Colt/Jet game.

I refuse to lend any legitimacy to the NFL saying that the Seattle Seahawks are a playoff team.

Fucking JOKE.

[Meacon Keaton]

Ravens v Chiefs = Ravens

Jets v Colts = Jets

Pats v Ravens = Ravens

Steelers v Colts = Steelers

Ravens v Steelers = Ravens

Jets beat the Colts in the first round, but Rex Ryan chokes the next day while stuffing his fat face, Jets franchise grieves and forfeits, thus allowing the Colts to take their place in the second round game?

[gunnar hendershow]

If they can beat the spread I'll change my mind on them. But, lol, they're not in good shape to do that.

[naiwf]

Saints up 10-0 early. Who could have foreseen such a thing? The NFC West should be contracted from the league during the lockout

[Lint]

17-17..Seahawks are making a game out of it...I'm surprised

[Powerhart]

Saints up 10-0 early. Who could have foreseen such a thing? The NFC West should be contracted from the league during the lockout

17-17... who could have foreseen such thing?

GO 'HAWKS!

[GoGo Yubari]

Oh my god we're not being mauled! Oh my god we're actually playing competently! Oh my god oh my god oh my god

[Universal]

I'm rooting for the Seahawks just because of all the hate for the fact they were allowed to get into the playoffs.

24-20 Seahawks!!!

Edited January 8, 2011 by Universal

[Powerhart]

Yeah, this guys don't deserve being in the Playoffs, they suck.

[DJ Ice]

HOLY CRAP SEATTLE!! C'MON!

Fucking Jets tonight! Cannot wait, super pumped. Staying up all night to watch it

[Lint]

I'm cheering for the Seahawks because I don't like the Saints for some reason. I can't pinpoint exactly what it is..just something about them I've never liked..

[Universal]

I am cool with the Saints as Drew Brees was my fantasy QB so I was rooting for them all season (and last year I was rooting for them to win it all) but this year I am in-different when it comes to the Saints. The Seahawks are the big underdog in the playoffs this year so I would like to see them go far.

Edited January 9, 2011 by Universal

[Lowerdeck]

The only team of quality they beat was San Diego this year. And well, not like San Diego had the greatest luck in the world this year.

[gunnar hendershow]

How many times will the Saints D let Seattle receivers get behind them? This is ridiculously dumb defensive playcalling, from one of the supposed best.

[Meacon Keaton]

HOLY CRAP SEATTLE!! C'MON!

Fucking Jets tonight! Cannot wait, super pumped. Staying up all night to watch it

I bet you don't stay up to watch it to the finish.