Red Dead Redemption

[TKz]

Red's fine.

Yellow isn't.

[EddieRuckus]

It's not because I'm better, it's because dumb injuns did that stuff. Plus, it would be more we raid you, get killed, and go drink our sorrows away.

[LL!]

It's not because I'm better, it's because dumb injuns did that stuff. Plus, it would be more we raid you, get killed, and go drink our sorrows away.

Doesn't add up.

[TKz]

It's not because I'm better, it's because dumb injuns did that stuff. Plus, it would be more we raid you, get killed, and go drink our sorrows away.

Doesn't add up.

Real men drink while they're dead. You'd know this if you were a real outlaw.

[SRN]

Don't you mean smoke your troubles away? I mean, with the peace pipe thing and all.

[Fitzy]

It's not because I'm better, it's because dumb injuns did that stuff. Plus, it would be more we raid you, get killed, and go drink our sorrows away.

Doesn't add up.

Since the game allows respawn, it does!

[EddieRuckus]

It's a game :/

Fitzy knows. And no, no smoking peace pipe. Alcohol revolutionized the dealing with your problems habits among Natives!

[LL!]

So, injuns used to raid all the time then die then drink their sorrows away cause it was just a game?

[SRN]

THE GAME

[EddieRuckus]

No, they raided, and some died and some lived. The ones who died were obviously dead, and the ones who lived mourned/drank/were more stupid and tried to take revenge.

But this is Red Dead Redemption thread, not "was it just a game then" thread

[TKz]

Not enough talking about whore houses and cattle wrangling going on in here.

[LL!]

OOOOH. See, I didn't understand that due to your injun heritage not allowing you to properly express your thoughts in a proper way.

I can't wait to kill indians, smoke their peace pipe, and talk about how crazy it is that horses have eyes.

[SRN]

*talks about cattle houses and whore wrangling*

[TKz]

That's more like it.

My favourite thing about this game so far is the fact it gives me one more excuse to listen to John Bon Jovi's Blaze of Glory album.

[EddieRuckus]

We should definitely wrangle up some whores, drag them on horses to a barn or another secluded location, and have our way with them.

[TKz]

Daddy like.

[Kaney]

ALL MY FRIENDS ARE BROWN AND RED

[LL!]

I wonder if I can take a whore to a secret place then bang her on the horse only to kill her for the money she took from me afterwards.

[SRN]

ALL THE BROWN AND RED FRIENDS ARE DEAD

THEY GOT SHOT IN THE HEAD.... BY COWBOYS

[Fitzy]

I wonder if I can take a whore to a secret place then bang her on the horse only to kill her for the money she took from me afterwards.

It was in GTA, it better be in this game too!