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[Syrjis]

114mbs 114 gbs music collection? You suck. rule?

EDIT: Post corrected.

Edited October 21, 2010 by Syrjis

[YI]

gb even.

[NobBe Nobbs]

Fine, I'll count everything. Did it last time, might as well do it again this time.

[YI]

Just leave it with me, it shouldn't take me too long, as I have a fair idea of who's in the top 30, so I'll just search them out in the thread as opposed to doing a fuck off spreadsheet like before.

The only thing that could fuck that plan up is the fact some people can't spell for shit.

Edited October 21, 2010 by YI

[NobBe Nobbs]

What? No! I need something to occupy my time with no customers coming around!

[YI]

35. AMBER HEARD (48pts - 3 votes)

(Actress, apparently)

REPRESENTING: United States

AGE: 24

PLACE LAST TIME: 12

VERDICT: Still have no idea who the fuck she is but I fully approve. The photo of her in the car was my desktop for some while after the last list.

34. FRANKIE SANDFORD (48pts - 3 votes)

(Singer in girlband The Saturdays and one of the few women in the world to be able to pull off short hair impeccably)

REPRESENTING: England

AGE: 21

PLACE LAST TIME: n/a

VERDICT: ...how can someone who likes Glassjaw be this fit? Seriously, be nice to scene kids, because they can turn into this...so fucking gorgeous it's unfair...I do prefer Una, but Frankie's more 'beautiful' than Una. Bonus all Saturdays shot. Love her.

33. SUMMER GLAU (51pts - 3 votes)

(Actress in nerdy stuff, slightly asian fit and has a name like a terminal disease)

REPRESENTING: United States

AGE: 29

PLACE LAST TIME: 39

VERDICT: Until recently I'd only ever seen photos and wasn't 'that impressed'. Definitely looks hotter in motion.

32. RACHEL BILSON (54pts - 3 votes)

(Actress)

REPRESENTING: United States

AGE: 29

PLACE LAST TIME: 31

VERDICT: So cute.

31. Helen Flanagan (54pts - 3 votes)

(Actress in UK soap "Coronation Street", been in since a kid...then got tits...now the writers decided to have her stick them out all the time)

REPRESENTING: England

AGE: 20

PLACE LAST TIME: n/a

VERDICT: ...she's not even the hottest person on Coronation Street. :/ Cracking chebs though. Have a bonus shot of the Corry lesbians actually looking quite hot.

Edited October 21, 2010 by YI

[NobBe Nobbs]

And the sheet is done, as I save YI's bacon for the second time straight and ensure you good people don't have to look very hard for decent wanking material. I'm like a saint, me. YI, give me your email addy

[YI]

Actually...problem...I don't have excel or anything...notepad it.

Edited October 21, 2010 by YI

[NobBe Nobbs]

FUCK'S SAKE

You had better pull out ALL the stops once KB's turn comes around you bastard

[Colly]

First one was a joke, now in all seriousness when are the BBC showing this all Saturdays Hole in the Wall episode? Not even that goon who replaced Dale Winton can ruin this one.

[Pesci]

I don't know who Amber Heard is, but I'd definitely like to see more of here. Smokin'. Oh, a quick Wiki search shows that she's the realllllllly fit bird from Zombieland. Yeah, I approve. Summer Glau... eh. Fit but has weird features. Rachel Bilson is a fucking goddess - I loved her BEFORE I watched The OC and now that I've seen it, yeah, she's definitely a favourite of mine. Frankie is awesome and another good shot of Molly frolocking goes down well with me. Oh, and Rosie from Corro - looks better in motion. I think her slutiness is part of the appeal as well.

[YI]

Thumbs up to Be saving the day again.

30. SARAH CHALKE (54pts - 3 votes)

(Actress, in Scrubs)

REPRESENTING: Canada

AGE: 34

PLACE LAST TIME: 10

VERDICT: Honestly don't get it. I mean, far from unattractive, but still, I don't get it. She's always stupidly high in this thing too, based off character presumably, but again I don't understand, as Elliot was a constant bleeding cunt.

29. MEGAN FOX (57pts - 3 votes)

(Actress, a living embodiment of a wet dream)

REPRESENTING: United States

AGE: 24

PLACE LAST TIME: 29 (NO CHANGE )

VERDICT: Jesus christ, I lust after this girl so fucking much. I'd give her everything I had, but you just know it'd still be nowhere near enough.

28. ANNA PAQUIN (64pts - 4 votes)

(Actress)

REPRESENTING: Canada / New Zealand

AGE: 28

PLACE LAST TIME: 42

VERDICT: Meh-y...on the celebrity scale of course. Looks suspciously too similar to a moomin.

27. SOPHIA BUSH (69pts - 3 votes)

(Actress)

REPRESENTING: United States

AGE: 28

PLACE LAST TIME: 24

VERDICT: More than a little bit in love with her. So fucking beautiful. Plus, she seems to put out/get married to anyone who's working with her...just need to get a spot on One Tree Hill.

26. Cheryl Cole (69pts - 3 votes)

(Singer, 'the nations sweetheart'...fuck off)

REPRESENTING: England

AGE: 27

PLACE LAST TIME: n/a

VERDICT: Why's she not Tweedy again? Oh yeah, because it reveals her as a northern slapper. The more popular she's got the more I detest her, anything she's on, anything she says, it just annoys the shit out of me. She's fucking fit, but christ I wouldn't have shed a tear if the 'malaria' had got her. To be honest, bit of an overreaction, as I hate people that love her more than her, herself. Back when they started she was my 4th favourite Girls Aloud, but now she's my 2nd favourite. She has scrubbed up brilliantly, whilst Nadine's got too thin and Harding's clearly done far too much coke/cock.

Edited October 26, 2010 by YI

[METALMAN]

Positions 35 through to 26 are all shit with the exception of Sophia Bush who is alright. That Corrie woman is particularly awful.

[marksbros6]

That pic of Cheryl 3rd down is ridiculously sexy...till you get to the wickerwork heels? Reminds me of the old 'extra chairs' my Nan had (god rest her soul) for when family came round for Sunday dinner...aaaaand the 'sexy Cheryl Cole moment' is gone...

(She needs to go back to Tweedy as well, if only so my first thought regarding her isn't how she is irreversably besmirched by an ex-gooner...Yes I have issues...)

Also Megan Fox has this combination of almost angelic beauty, but also makes you think that she must be utter filth in the bedroom...must be the dark hair.

Speaking of hair I'm not getting why Anna Paquin is so high (well, all the shagging in that vampire show perhaps) throw in the white streak in her hair and the gloves from playing Rogue in X-men though...nah, I'm sick and in need of help!

[marksbros6]

DOUBLE POST.

Nothing to see here...

Edited October 27, 2010 by marksbros6

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

Heh heh Moomin.

[Asuka's Gonna Kill You]

Flanagan and Paquin

Would of loved both of them higher, but happy with that. Everybody else is pretty good too, although Sanford is ridiculously high (far from the hottest of The Saturdays) and Cheryl fucking Cole does my head in.

Edited October 27, 2010 by JohnnyPerfect

[Pesci]

Elliot from Scrubs - how can you not find ten women hotter than her to vote for? Obviously I would, but it's worrying that she's this high. Also, Anna Paquin. She's good-looking enough but the same thing applies - maybe I have to see whatever vampire show she's in to "get it". Though she's quite annoying in the X Men films.

Sophia Bush, Megan Fox and Cheryl Cole are all ridiculously hot.

[marksbros6]

Elliot from Scrubs - how can you not find ten women hotter than her to vote for? Obviously I would, but it's worrying that she's this high. Also, Anna Paquin. She's good-looking enough but the same thing applies - maybe I have to see whatever vampire show she's in to "get it". Though she's quite annoying in the X Men films.

Sophia Bush, Megan Fox and Cheryl Cole are all ridiculously hot.

To be the meat in that sandwich...or even to be stood in the corner holding their coats...

[YI]

I'm feeling sick tonight, so there's a possiblity I might get another lot up. But there's also the possibility I may just lie in bed, drink tea and watch M.A.S.K.

It's about 7:3 in favour of M.A.S.K.

Edited October 30, 2010 by YI