EWB WOMEN: Now With 57!

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

Watch M.A.S.K. Life will feel a little bit better.

[marksbros6]

I'm feeling sick tonight, so there's a possiblity I might get another lot up. But there's also the possibility I may just lie in bed, drink tea and watch M.A.S.K.

It's about 7:3 in favour of M.A.S.K.

M.A.S.K?

Mobile Armoured Strike Command?

[Colly]

I'm feeling sick tonight, so there's a possiblity I might get another lot up. But there's also the possibility I may just lie in bed, drink tea and watch M.A.S.K.

It's about 7:3 in favour of M.A.S.K.

M.A.S.K?

Mobile Armoured Strike Command?

Kommand. Come on...

[marksbros6]

I'm feeling sick tonight, so there's a possiblity I might get another lot up. But there's also the possibility I may just lie in bed, drink tea and watch M.A.S.K.

It's about 7:3 in favour of M.A.S.K.

M.A.S.K?

Mobile Armoured Strike Command?

Kommand. Come on...

:-p

I used to teach English, I even punctuate my text messages, sue me.

[YI]

25. LUCY PINDER (69pts - 3 votes)

(A pair of tits)

REPRESENTING: England

AGE: 26

PLACE LAST TIME: n/a

VERDICT: She's the best of the lads mag wank fodder, although they basically are 99% interchangable. Loses points for being a Tory cunt though...and you know, getting everything but her twat out for a living.

24. EVA MENDES (88pts - 4 votes)

(Actress)

REPRESENTING: United States

AGE: 36

PLACE LAST TIME: n/a

VERDICT: SEEEEEEXXXXXYYYYY!!!! Surprised she actually placed as she's been fairly quiet in recent times, but holy fuck she's still holding up. Bloody gorgeous.

23. KEIRA KNIGHTLEY (100pts - 4 votes)

(Actress)

REPRESENTING: England

AGE: 25

PLACE LAST TIME: 14

VERDICT: Natalie Portman with less meat on her bones, and no stomach lining. So fucking beautiful it hurts.

22. KAREN GILLAN (120pts - 4 votes)

(Actress)

REPRESENTING: Scotland

AGE: 22

PLACE LAST TIME: n/a

VERDICT: Dr Who's sidekick...don't like Dr Who...she doesn't seem bad for a ginger to be honest, but wouldn't be anywhere on my list.

21. ALYSON HANNIGAN (120pts - 5 votes)

(Actress)

REPRESENTING: United States

AGE: 36

PLACE LAST TIME: n/a

VERDICT: Ginger pt.2. I never got it. She does look a lot better with dark hair in HIMYM, but when searching for photos my annoyance by her for the fact she always placed so highly in these things came rushing back to me...she looks like a pesky, wise cracking cartoon mouse.

[METALMAN]

a really shit entry until Amy Pond and Keira Knightley come along and almost save it. Well done ladies.

[badotori]

It was a stupendous group of 5 until Hannigan turned up and ruined it . DAMN YOU WILLOW!

EDIT: I will echo the "she looks nice with dark hair in HIMYM" sentiments, but she just looks like a poor man's Jennifer Love Hewitt to me. Also, I feel like a total dick for not voting for Karen Gillan - she seems like a genuinely nice and funny person in interviews. Plus, she's amazing in a police uniform.

[Powerhart]

In that last set, no one should be higher than Eva Mendes. Not even Keira, the other are complete crap to be honest. Pinder might have huge tits but that's it. And well, Hannigan isn't that hot to be honest, and who the fuck is the other chick?

[Pesci]

Pinder: nice face but ridiculous tits don't do it for me. Never have.

Mendes: it's weird. You can see she's obviously hot, but I dunno. A lot of the time she just doesn't seem that attractive to me.

Knightley: an absolute goddess. That one scene in Love Actually, she's completely and utterly flawless. I prefer Portman, but Knightley is fantastic. Albeit not fantastic enough to make my list.

Dr Who bird: eh.

Hannigan: lol.

[METALMAN]

What does a pesky, wise cracking cartoon mouse look like?

[Timmoru Suzuki]

There are WAY better shots of Karen Gillian.

Mendes is sexy, Knightley can fuck off.

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

There are WAY better shots of Karen Gillian.

Mendes is sexy, Knightley can fuck off.

Knightley can punch you in the mouth until you grow a pair of man-balls.

[Timmoru Suzuki]

I could, presumably try and snatch hers off. >_>

[Benjamin]

Seriously, EWB has some terrible taste in women. So far, the girl from Paramore, the girl above from Buffy and the girl from Scrubs can all go to hell. Don't see the appeal in them at all. Megan Fox and Summer Glau too. Seriously fucking terrible.

Eva Mendes has a manface, but awesome, awesome body.

Also, Keira = Lust for her will grow and grow and never stop.

Edited November 2, 2010 by Ben D.D. Cuntface

[YI]

Imageshack is being a cunt. If it starts letting me upload photos and I can get everything done in the next 20-minutes or so, I'll put another 5 up, if not you'll have to wait until Thursday/Friday. "Pointless" and then pub before Imogen Heap takes priority.

[YI]

20. COBIE SMULDERS (136pts - 4 votes)

(Actress)

REPRESENTING: Canada

AGE: 28

PLACE LAST TIME: 28

VERDICT: HIMYM has very much went the way of "Friends", especially as far as the female characters go (although in "Friends" it also spread to male characters), in that they all annoy the shit out of me now...still very fucking sexy...got to love it when she 'boots up'.

19. HOLLY WILLOUGHBY (144pts - 4 votes)

(TV Presenter)

REPRESENTING: England

AGE: 29

PLACE LAST TIME: n/a

VERDICT: Awesomely out of left field. And unlike Cotton, she doesn't seem like a bit of a twat. Plus she has a pair of tits you just want to cosy on up to on a cold night

18. MANDY MOORE (156pts - 4 votes)

(Singer/Actress, Moore/Ryan Adams just edges Zooey Deschanel/Ben Gibbard as a "Hero! How the fuck did he manage that?" couple)

REPRESENTING: United States

AGE: 26

PLACE LAST TIME: 15

VERDICT: She needs to stop going down. Love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love her. Perfection.

17. GEMMA ARTERTON (165pts - 5 votes)

(Actress)

REPRESENTING: England

AGE: 24

PLACE LAST TIME: n/a

VERDICT: It's quite funny, I've seen a bunch of her films, thought she was hot, but never really put them together as the 'same person' until I saw her on Jonathan Ross (I think) and it fell into place. Defo's fit but wouldn't be this high for me. Has the bit of the Ellis Bextor about her.

16. ELISHA CUTHBERT (165pts - 5 votes)

(Actress)

REPRESENTING: Canada

AGE: 27

PLACE LAST TIME: 3

VERDICT: Always a high point. The bed scene in "The Girl Next Door" is locked safely away in everyone's wank bank. And whilst an utter cunt, I totally loved her "Working in CTU" look...the sexy suit and 'the fringe'...fucking brilliant. Un-be-fucking-lievable!

[Powerhart]

VERDICT: Awesomely out of left field. And unlike Cotton, she doesn't seem like a bit of a twat. Plus she has a pair of tits you just want to cosy on up to on a cold night

Oh fuck yeah.

[New Damage]

Cobie's up, and this competition is spent.

[METALMAN]

All shit except Arterton. She's nice.

[Powerhart]

All shit except Arterton. She's nice.

Out of that last set, she's the worst. Come on, man, you have Mandy Moore, Cobie Smulders AND EELISHA CUTHBERT.