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[=BK=]

Wish I would have saw the thread to vote on this but I'm pretty sure my 1st and 3rd picks would only get voted on by me and I'd have to kick my second due to age. Good list so far but I'm disappointed there's no Jennifer Morrison.

[YI]

15. MARINA DIAMANDIS (180pts - 5 votes)

(Singer, a little quirky, incredibly talented and released one of the best albums of 2010)

REPRESENTING: Wales

AGE: 25

PLACE LAST TIME: 23

VERDICT: As beautiful as a lakeside sunset. The first of 4 of my votes in this block.

14. PIXIE LOTT (180pts - 6 votes)

(Singer, less quirky and a lot less talented...more pint-sized sex puppet)

REPRESENTING: England

AGE: 19

PLACE LAST TIME: n/a

VERDICT: Whenever you see her interviewed or she talks for an extended period of time, she seems annoying as fuck...but fucking hell, she's gorgeous. Bonus shot with The Saturdays.

13. RACHEL MCADAMS (180pts - 4 votes)

(Actress)

REPRESENTING: Canada

AGE: 31

PLACE LAST TIME: 7

VERDICT: Impossibly cute Go watch "Wedding Crashers"...got a full on bone-on? If "no"...you're a bumder.

12. ZOOEY DESCHANEL (204pts - 6 votes)

(Actress/Singer)

REPRESENTING: United States

AGE: 30

PLACE LAST TIME: 3

VERDICT: I never really got 'it' with Zooey, still don't. Plus every film she's in her character seems like a total bitch. Still, well done Ben Gibbard...you've done well for a man who either looks like a paedophile substitute teacher, or on a good day, a labrador.

11. OLIVIA WILDE (231pts - 7 votes)

(Actress)

REPRESENTING: United States

AGE: 26

PLACE LAST TIME: 11

VERDICT: Complete and Utter lust. I should be tied up and muzzled like Hannibal Lecter to stop me lunging at the photos of her on my screen. I don't like "House", so my only real viewing experience of her was as a blonde lesbian in "The OC"...she was brilliant then...she's fucking better now. Un-be-fucking-lievable! She also seems to love sticking her arse out on all fours in photos...glorious! Hopefully she milks slutty for a couple more years before going all Elisha Cuthbert and only doing 'artsy' (code for "shit") photoshoots.

Edited November 13, 2010 by YI

[Asuka's Gonna Kill You]

Up and down there. McAdams is simply gorgeous, yet how Pixie Lott is at 14 is beyond me. How the fuck she's even on the entire list for that matter is beyond me. Possibly the worst of the list thus far, other than her, happy with that last update.

[Pesci]

Rosie from Corro but not Pixie Lott? You strange, strange man.

[METALMAN]

Marina is divine. Also the only person on this list that I've met. cool.

Pixie Lott's okay, in spite of her chronic acne.

I tend to like Rachel McAdams most of the time.

Zooey Deschanel has weird eyes. Makes her look a bit senile. Seems a bit dull as well.

I don't think I've ever seen Olivia Wilde before.

[Gazz]

Olivia Wilde looks like she would be the greatest doggy style fuck in the world.

[Powerhart]

Olivia Wilde looks like she would be the greatest doggy style fuck in the world.

Hahaha. I thought the exact same thing. Also, the count has to be completely fucked, it goes from 15 to 14 then back to 18, 17 and 16.

[YI]

Numbers sorted;

10. MARY ELIZABETH WINSTEAD (266pts - 7 votes)

(Actress)

REPRESENTING: United States

AGE: 25

PLACE LAST TIME: n/a

VERDICT: Oh, the funny coloured hair chick frm Scott Pilgrim...had no idea she was so fucking beautiful. In searching for images I think I've fallen desperately in love with her.

9. JESSICA BIEL (280ts - 7 votes)

(Actress)

REPRESENTING: United States

AGE: 28

PLACE LAST TIME: 5

VERDICT: She's fit, no doubts, but I don't really 'get it', but then again I've never actually seen any of her film, she might spend 90% of the time with her chebs out.

8. EMMA STONE (320pts - 10 votes)

(Actress)

REPRESENTING: United States

AGE: 22

PLACE LAST TIME: 18

VERDICT: I said it last year, I'll say it this year..."The girl from Superbad? REALLY!?!?"...really...I mean...she's alright...but...WHAT!?!?! She just looks like a brunette Jaime Pressly, without the body, and I was never really aboard the Jaime Pressly train. Also, wiki claims she looks naturally blonde...but she looks like a closet ginger to me. I mean, she's attractive, but yeah, I really, really, really, really don't follow this.

7. KALEY CUOCO (387pts - 9 votes)

(Actress)

REPRESENTING: United States

AGE: 24

PLACE LAST TIME: 9

VERDICT: She's fit, but really, it's going to be the Elliot in "Scrubs" effect where in a few years when she shows up on something else, people are going to think "Actually, she's not 'that' fit, it's just there's very little 'cosmetic beauty' in the show, she looks better than she actually is".

6. MILA KUNIS (423pts - 9 votes)

(Actress)

REPRESENTING: United States/Ukraine

AGE: 27

PLACE LAST TIME: 13

VERDICT: Didn't really get the love (and went as far assaying she had a face like a pet bulldog) until "Forgetting Sarah Marshall"...and jesus fucking wept. She was also in my much loved film, "Get Over It"...although honestly I can't remember her. Will have to watch it again sometime. Still can't comprehend the Kunis/Culkin partnership.

[Pesci]

Biel is a bit meh... hot obviously but nothing too special on the celebrity scale for me. Stone and Cuoco would've made my 20 (Stone because she looks so hot in Zombieland basically, much better than she did in Superbad) and I originally voted for Stone but took her out when I realised I was just being silly. More importantly, KUNIS!!! I've loved her since I first saw That 70s Show, she's awesome. She was pretty much my number one before Forgetting Sarah Marshall, which basically solidified her, and now that she's lezzing off with Natalie Portman I can't see her moving for a long time

[Asuka's Gonna Kill You]

What a brilliant update, no complaints about any of them. Didn't vote for none of them, but am happy with all of them being there. Mary should and would of made my top ten if I'd of see SPVTW earlier, she's simply stunning.

Some ladies that probably place too high here, one being Kaley, but again, no complaints as they're all gorgeous. I think I debated on voting for Stone, cant remember if I did, love her.

[probablyoliver]

Yeah, this is the best 5. Biel is meh, but the other 4 are all wonderful. I see it in the complete opposite way as YI, in that I don't fancy the ones who are celebrity gorgeous, but the ones who aren't. I dunno, maybe it's because they're more obtainable. >_>

[James Casey]

Worth quoting just for this picture. I hope I voted for her for this alone.

6. MILA KUNIS (423pts - 9 votes)

VERDICT: Didn't really get the love (and went as far assaying she had a face like a pet bulldog) until "Forgetting Sarah Marshall"...and jesus fucking wept. She was also in my much loved film, "Get Over It"...although honestly I can't remember her. Will have to watch it again sometime. Still can't comprehend the Kunis/Culkin partnership.

Good God, someone else has actually seen this film? I thought I was the only one.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, Emma Stone is unbelievably hot in Zombieland. None of those pictures quite do her justice for how awesome she was in that film.

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

Kunis does still have a face like a pet bulldog. Biel is actually the best there which is quite hard for me to say!

[Pesci]

If I could find a bulldog that looked like that I'd have no problems with beastiality.

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

Y'know...I can see what she's going for....

....but that's a bit doggish, with 90% of her features crushed into 10% of her face, with her big moon-ball eyes and her big wide doggy snarl mouth.

[YI]

5. YVONNE STRAHOVSKI (432pts - 8 votes)

(Actress)

REPRESENTING: Australia

AGE: 28

PLACE LAST TIME: 33 (Biggest jump......in my penis )

VERDICT: Re-viewing "Chuck" has made me think Sarah is generally a bit of a cunt, but fuck I love her arse. If I could have been arsed I'd have figured a way to screencap S2.Ep.1, when she pulls that black dress on...holy fuck. I love her, her bum mostly, but she's great, even if she talks like a barmaid.

4. CHRISTINA HENDRICKS (440ts - 8 votes)

(Actress)

REPRESENTING: United States

AGE: 35

PLACE LAST TIME: 20

VERDICT: Mmmmmmmmmm...titties. I don't really 'get' her, or Scarlett who's next. They both fall more into a 'classic Hollywood starlet' mould, but don't really do much for me. However, unlike Scarlett, I do find Hendricks 'sexy' (whereas I find Scarlett so devoid of 'raw sex appeal', and she has the facial features of a vole, so doesn't pull off the "Knightley beauty card"...fuck yeah, ridiculously judgemental as fuck, if she spread her legs for me I'd got into cardiac arrest)...I've forgotten where I was. Hendricks is alright, but not really my 'type'. I guess, that explains it.

3. SCARLETT JOHANSSON (730pts - 10 votes)

(Actress)

REPRESENTING: United States

AGE: 25 (fuck didn't realise she was this young actually)

PLACE LAST TIME: 6

VERDICT: See that rant above. Also, learn to fucking spell her name right next year or your votes won't count for shit.

2. Katy Perry (759pts - 11 votes)

(Singer, Mrs Russell "Worsel Gummage" Brand)

REPRESENTING: United States

AGE: 26

PLACE LAST TIME: 16

VERDICT: Divine knockers...knockers, bringing it back. Always preferred her to Zooey Deschanel (she looks more like Zooey than her own sister does), now you've all fucking catching up.

Edited November 15, 2010 by YI

[METALMAN]

Winstead - good

Biel - shit

Stone - good

Cuoco - shit

Kunis - meh. depends.

Strahovski - horrendous

Hendricks - shit

Johansson - meh

Perry - meh

[YI]

1. KRISTEN BELL (1395pts - 15 votes)

(Actress)

REPRESENTING: United States

AGE: 30

PLACE LAST TIME: 1

VERDICT: No complaints, besides that she should have got a dicking from Wallace......and Mandy Moore was a far better 2-time winner.

Until next time...toodles

Edited November 15, 2010 by YI

[METALMAN]

....and meh.

sums up the list