metalman's guide to pop music!

[METALMAN]

none of those people bar the first two are recent enough. Sleigh Bells are not pop.

Beyonce is 6

Madonna is 3

Azealia Banks is 4

since you asked

[Matt]

Who the fuck are half of those people? I'm not even 100% on who Cher Lloyd is, she's the one that did that god-awful Swagger Jagger song, right? Yeah she's shit. Your list is shit. Cee Lo Green is pretty awesome though, I'll give you that.

Edit: Woah, what, Ms Dynamite is still a thing? I thought she had that one really annoying song in like 1999 and that was it.

[Jimmy]

Hey, that Ms Dynamite song was great.

But yeah, Cher Lloyd is dreadful. I can't even joke about her, she's just bad.

[METALMAN]

it is lucky you aren't in charge then!

[LittleDaniel]

Willow Smith made the list. That's all I needed to know. Thank you for your guidance, metalman!

[Gazz]

Why is Lineker in tier four?

[RPS]

none of those people bar the first two are recent enough.

because nothing says current like snoop dogg, avril lavigne, britney spears, 50 cent, ms. dynamite, sean paul, black eyed peas, gym class heroes, akon, christina aguilera... etc, so forth...

[METALMAN]

all of which have had popular singles in the last year, so yeah. you can't catch me out. :/

[RPS]

maybe there is a huge difference between the UK and north america, but the majority of those artists are very far from current.

[Jimmy]

Gym Class Heroes are about as current as it gets.

[Gazz]

Sean Paul still sells records?

[METALMAN]

yup. crazy, I know. :/

[Jimmy]

Not crazy, the man is a genius. I shamelessly know way too many words of Get Busy and Like Glue than any white teenage boy should.