Electronic Entertainment Expo 2012 (E3)

[Summers]

She's a girl. I could beat her at a FPS.

[LL!]

Still seems a bit too focused on action than stealth for my liking. I've not been keen on the previous AC games, but if they cut out the present day stuff and it's not too linear, this could be the first one I actually buy myself.

They're not gonna cut the present day stuff.

[Summers]

I woke up in the middle of this Assassins Creed thing. Is that Aisha Tyler?

Yus.

[GoGo Yubari]

Yup, Aisha Tyler. She's pretty great but nobody can salvage product demo humor.

[Robsturgh]

This is either the best or the worst presentation ever. I can't decide.

[RoyWill Rumble]

Oh, French people.

Edit: And it's the best-worst.

Edited June 4, 2012 by Will? Yum.

[King Ellis]

How many fucking world championships do Counterstrike hold?

[Summers]

What the fuck. This game is stupid.

[King Ellis]

What the fuck. This game is stupid.

Is it a game?

Great game, round is over in 5 seconds.

[RoyWill Rumble]

E-SPORTS, GUYS.

They're not good. Especially when your players have barely played the game.

[Summers]

Get smashed, girls.

Oh, great round by a non-useless girl

[TKz]

How is Counter Strike so popular in Russia with women? That's just odd.

[LL!]

This looks like a gigantic waste of money.

[RoyWill Rumble]

There's an easy, completely inaccurate comment about Russian culture to be made.

Also, from my understanding, there's a massive limit when it comes to that game. It might be okay with something like 64 players. But three vs. three? No.

And still so awkward, Aisha. Still so awkward.

Edited June 4, 2012 by Will? Yum.

[Berober]

There's an easy, completely inaccurate comment about Russian culture to be made.

They all fit neatly inside each other?

[Summers]

That was a bunch of shit. That's an actual game. Wow.

[RoyWill Rumble]

There's an easy, completely inaccurate comment about Russian culture to be made.

They all fit neatly inside each other?

I like you.

[Robsturgh]

It finally ended the war of the genders. Men won! Hooray!

[TKz]

Why does Ubisoft have their own part of E3? I mean, I get EA... but Ubisoft just seems like such a weird choice when they don't have much outside of AC.

[Summers]

Are you kidding me? They've got GOTY contender Rockets v Rail Gun.