2013 Summer Transfer Thread

[METALMAN]

But Liverpool have a sign! And a gate! The history!

[Colly]

We've got a gate! Everything relates to Newcastle in the end.

[METALMAN]

What is the point of that gate?

In fact, opening up a gate just to walk into a wall is a pretty good metaphor for the football team.

[Rich]

Keeps the Geordies confused?

[britneyspearsisgod]

I'm guessing they took the gate down to paint it the colour of disappointment.

[Colly]

There is genuinely no point of it. They made a big fuss of bringing back these 'historic' gates that were actually only in place for about three years over the turn of the 90s (I can't remember them, but then I'll have been 7. I'm old), to a collective meh from fans who weren't drawn in. They'd been rotting in John Halls garden for years, and now they're stuck on a wall.

[Hobo]

I think you'll find Liverpool have two gates!

[Colly]

I think you'll find Liverpool two gates!

I probably will, but stop calling me two gates.

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

I'm guessing they took the gate down to paint it the colour of disappointment.

Black and white?

[GoGo Yubari]

Apparently Liverpool are lining up Leandro Damiao in case the Willian deal falls through.

That'd be a MASSIVE fuck you to Spurs. I love it.

So if Spurs got Willian and Liverpool didn't, Liverpool's massive fuck you is dropping likely a lot of cash on a player Spurs don't actually seem to want anymore?

[Lineker]

Harry Redknapp doubts that Queens Park Rangers could afford to bring Andros Townsend on board from Tottenham Hotspur.

[Nerf]

Apparently Liverpool are lining up Leandro Damiao in case the Willian deal falls through.

That'd be a MASSIVE fuck you to Spurs. I love it.

So if Spurs got Willian and Liverpool didn't, Liverpool's massive fuck you is dropping likely a lot of cash on a player Spurs don't actually seem to want anymore?

Well, if the approach turns out to be true, you'll be back in for him in a few days anyway.

[Ant]

Harry Redknapp doubts that Queens Park Rangers could afford to bring Andros Townsend on board from Tottenham Hotspur.

Bet Townsend will give him good odds.

2'000th post!

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

Apparently Liverpool are lining up Leandro Damiao in case the Willian deal falls through.

That'd be a MASSIVE fuck you to Spurs. I love it.

So if Spurs got Willian and Liverpool didn't, Liverpool's massive fuck you is dropping likely a lot of cash on a player Spurs don't actually seem to want anymore?

Well, if the approach turns out to be true, you'll be back in for him in a few days anyway.

Absolutely. We could have had Mignolet too if we'd wanted. In fact we still might offer him the bright lights of London and he'll come tomorrow.

[GoGo Yubari]

Apparently Liverpool are lining up Leandro Damiao in case the Willian deal falls through.

That'd be a MASSIVE fuck you to Spurs. I love it.

So if Spurs got Willian and Liverpool didn't, Liverpool's massive fuck you is dropping likely a lot of cash on a player Spurs don't actually seem to want anymore?

Well, if the approach turns out to be true, you'll be back in for him in a few days anyway.

We'll offer 6m and the soothing sound of Sandro playing guitar in the evenings.

[Colly]

£11m was Arsenals bid for Cabaye according to Ronny Gill.

[Nerf]

Talksport suggests AVB has been quoted as saying he likes Willian, but has not made a bid.

[Lineker]

'triffic lad echoes down the corridors...

[Hobo]

Apparently Liverpool are lining up Leandro Damiao in case the Willian deal falls through.

That'd be a MASSIVE fuck you to Spurs. I love it.

So if Spurs got Willian and Liverpool didn't, Liverpool's massive fuck you is dropping likely a lot of cash on a player Spurs don't actually seem to want anymore?

Well, if the approach turns out to be true, you'll be back in for him in a few days anyway.

We'll offer 6m and the soothing sound of Sandro playing guitar in the evenings.

We have

[Lineker]

Wilson from House?