"Xbox One" Reveal Event

[thatshortguy]

Just from what I have seen thus far, no way in hell this hits for $299 without some sort of XBL/DirecTV subsidy.

[Ruki]

So...they reveal it, then talk about how it's a cable box, now talking about the specs....BUT DOES IT PLAY VIDEO GAMES?!

[King Ellis]

The XBox One: Because fuck moving muscles to do things.

"Because, seriously, like...fuck buttons and stuff."

I feel lazy hitting the PS button to turn on my PS3. Now we're just getting absurd. $100 to the first EWB'er to train their XB1 to respond to unintelligible grunts.

Have you ever heard someone from Northern England talk?

And really, I've said this at every E3 for the past 3 years, you people who say 'BUT WHERE ARE THE VIDDY GAMES?!' really haven't been paying attention to any MS conference ever. It's always been about new TV apps and other bullshit. Fool me once...

[Summers]

It's a fucking beast inside.

[thatshortguy]

The XBox One: Because fuck moving muscles to do things.

"Because, seriously, like...fuck buttons and stuff."

I feel lazy hitting the PS button to turn on my PS3. Now we're just getting absurd. $100 to the first EWB'er to train their XB1 to respond to unintelligible grunts.

Have you ever heard someone from Northern England talk?

Yeah, which is why I didn't offer more money. I mean, hell, I played Ni No Kuni, I know what I'm dealing with here.

[Dan]

The XBox One: Because fuck moving muscles to do things.

"Because, seriously, like...fuck buttons and stuff."

I feel lazy hitting the PS button to turn on my PS3. Now we're just getting absurd. $100 to the first EWB'er to train their XB1 to respond to unintelligible grunts.

Have you ever heard someone from Northern England talk?

[Ruki]

The XBox One: Because fuck moving muscles to do things.

"Because, seriously, like...fuck buttons and stuff."

I feel lazy hitting the PS button to turn on my PS3. Now we're just getting absurd. $100 to the first EWB'er to train their XB1 to respond to unintelligible grunts.

Have you ever heard someone from Northern England talk?

And really, I've said this at every E3 for the past 3 years, you people who say 'BUT WHERE ARE THE VIDDY GAMES?!' really haven't been paying attention to any MS conference ever. It's always been about new TV apps and other bullshit. Fool me once...

Stop being right!

[King Ellis]

Guess there's no more AA batteries for the controllers.

[Your Mom]

Smart glass is out? I feel like I should have known that

[TKz]

Haven't seen a thing to get me interested in spending money on this yet.

[Cymbols]

Sounds like XBL still won't be free.

[thatshortguy]

And really, I've said this at every E3 for the past 3 years, you people who say 'BUT WHERE ARE THE VIDDY GAMES?!' really haven't been paying attention to any MS conference ever. It's always been about new TV apps and other bullshit. Fool me once...

Yes. That's why I have been ranting about this. I don't want this to be the part where I step off, but it sure as hell is feeling that way.

[Ruki]

Haven't seen a thing to get me interested in spending money on this yet.

[Dan]

Sounds like XBL still won't be free.

Yeah, we're getting 20x the server power. XBL will still cost and it'll still be worth it.

Can record gameplay.

Achievements are dynamic.

[King Ellis]

Sounds like XBL still won't be free.

"Don't mind me, just gonna leave all this money out on the table here."

And doing the whole video capture type thing that Sony is doing is neat. Still think that's a great feature, even if people roundly mocked it when Sony announced it.

[Summers]

Sounds like XBL still won't be free.

Yeah, we're getting 20x the server power. XBL will still cost and it'll still be worth it.

Yeah, it'll be more worth it than ever tbh.

[thatshortguy]

Built-in "gaming DVR", similar to the PS4. Interesting deliniation between the PS4 & XB1. Playstation going to more social aspects, MS integrating more with the television experience. The XBox team is striking me as people who know what their core demographic is, whereas Sony is treading different water.

Andrew Wilson @ EA: NBA Live, Madden, FIFA, UFC all launching on XB1 within a year.

[Summers]

Fifafifafifa.

[GoGo Yubari]

HERE COME YOUR VIDDY GAMES, NERDS, NOW SHADDUP

[Dan]

Fifafifafifa.

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