The Summer Transfer Window Thread 2014/15

[Lineker]

Aston Villa have reportedly dropped out of the race to sign Tom Cleverley.

QPR owner Tony Fernandes on BBC Radio 5 live: "There is a will on both sides for Jermain Defoe but it might be January."

[Arjen Robben]

Little bit of a detour for the thread, but

Av lend a dildo its on its way to finch farm hahaha sign the dildo he will scoreeeee haha pic.twitter.com/nsIFeZToSw

— Liam gregory (@greggoefc)

September 1, 2014

[Lineker]

Sky Sports understands Crystal Palace have rejected three offers from clubs looking to sign Barry Bannan on loan with Neil Warnock unwilling to let the player leave.

Celtic forward Amido Balde is heading to Belgian club Beveren on a season-long loan deal.

[Dan]

Why am I not surprised that it was a scouser waving the dildo?

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

Cleverley's agent wanted £80k a week for him? Ahhhh wonderful.

[Arjen Robben]

Find the reported wages for Falcao mad. Imagine making a million every three weeks, what a life.

[Lineker]

The BBC understands that Arsenal and Manchester United have agreed a fee of £16m for Danny Welbeck.

Fulham winger Alex Kacaniklic has signed a new deal at Craven Cottage and joined FC Copenhagen on a season-long loan.

[Lineker]

Defender Ignasi Miquel has left Arsenal to join Norwich for an undisclosed fee. The 21-year-old has agreed a three-year deal at Carrow Road.

[The Lusophone]

Fee for Welbeck reportedly £16 million.

Ed's played a blinder.

[Lineker]

Arsenal's Ryo Miyaichi joins FC Twente on loan.

[Tigerstyle]

Thats so much money for someone unproven in the Premier League

[Lineker]

Hull have now completed the signing of Gaston Ramirez on a season long loan from Southampton. Ben Arfa is on the way down.

And we have our first "FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY".

[Asuka's Gonna Kill You]

The problem for Welbeck is he's fucked if he doesn't move. On the other hand I'll be gutted if he does and even more so if it's to Arsenal. Can honestly see him clicking for Arsenal and the move working out great.

[Baddar]

And we have our first "FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY".

Didn't see it, but called it!

Link when one is available, please.

[stokeriño]

Chelsea's 18 year old 'Scottish' youth player Islam Feruz's loan move to Russian second division club 'Krylia Sovetov' (translation: 'Wings of the Soviets') is over after about a week. Seems he got there and went "...Yeah, no." Which, to be honest, is a perfectly reasonable reaction to the Russian second division.

Update on the Curious Adventures of Islam Feruz:

He's now off to...CRETE!

[Arjen Robben]

Have fluked the perfect suspicious Rene Meulensteen reaction image. Which, admittedly is a niche genre but what a gift.

[Lineker]

And we have our first "FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY".

Didn't see it, but called it!

Link when one is available, please.

It'll be up on social media or YouTube relatively soon, one would have thought in this day and age...

[King Ellis]

Oh, that's what Liniker keeps going on about, those stupid fake videos of someone saying that on the 'news'.

Of course he would be so gullible as to think they were real. :/

[Lineker]

DONE DEAL - Crystal Palace complete the record signing of Wigan midfielder James McArthur on a three-year deal.

[Summers]

Villa signing no one.

Great.

Ffs.