Eurovision 2015

[Colly]

My Latvia top 5 could be on, that's about it.

[Gazz]

Belarus knew that if they didn't give Russia 12 points they'd be getting invaded tomorrow.

'A million voices' isn't the song's full title, it's 'A million voices (armed with AK47s will be on your borders tomorrow if you don't vote for us).

[Rainiac]

Latvia breaks rank and only gives 10 points to Russia. Putin will be sending in the troops tomorrow to sort them out

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

A million voices of the Ukrainians we displaced and killed.

Bwahahaha Russia getting grief.

[Colly]

Belarus knew that if they didn't give Russia 12 points they'd be getting invaded tomorrow.

'A million voices' isn't the song's full title, it's 'A million voices (armed with AK47s will be on your borders tomorrow if you don't vote for us).

"I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened."

Putin annexed Alderaan.

[Gazz]

Serbia and Montenegro!

They're friends again!

Estonia got nuked.

[Liam]

I got carried away, should never have gone back for that last bet on the Serbian woman.

[stokeriño]

Nice one, Switzerland. Halved Russia's lead.

Then Armenia fucking ruin it again.

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

There are just too many countries near Russia for Sweden to really get top momentum.

10 for Georgia though!

[Bobfoc]

You know a UK entry is bad when Ireland only give it one point.

[Gazz]

You know a UK entry is bad when Ireland only give it one point.

We've got 2 more points than I expected.

[Rainiac]

I'm amazed that Ireland even gave us a point to be honest

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

IRELAND! Good call! LATVIA!

[Colly]

Stop giving Belgium points! I need Latvia 5th and Australia scraping the Champions League.

Germany voted Russia? Fuck.

[Liam]

Australia as an each way shot is about as close as I'm going to get.

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

I noticed a bit earlier what Norton just said - most of the countries who didn't need to qualify are at the bottom. To be honest it's better to go into qualifying and get more coverage and more support behind you. Sure it wouldn't make much difference to us, but might help the others.

[stokeriño]

Plus, in order to qualify, at least a couple of people have to actually like your song.

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

At least our misery would be over sooner.

I blame the Conservatives. No-one likes austerity.

[stokeriño]

Slovenian vote woman totally cosplays as a Klingon at the weekend.

[Colly]

Fuck you Hungary.