Woman shags fish and wins an Oscar

[MDK]

Oh and Get Out won something.

[Benjamin]

Spoilers!

[MDK]

49 minutes ago, Benjamin said:

Spoilers!

I think they are called fins but I'm not sure.

[Benji]

Times have changed. My ex once shagged a fairground worker called Oscar and won a fish.

[Arjen Robben]

I thought this was really sweet. 

[Gazz]

Get someone who looks at you like Hingle McCringleberry looks at Davoin Shower-Handel.

It's also a bit mental that 'that bird off Hollyoaks that Gazz fancied nearly ten years ago' is now an Oscar winner. She is an absolute worldie.

 

[Benjamin]

26 minutes ago, Arjen Robben said:

I thought this was really sweet. 

This was awesome and spoilers  

[Arjen Robben]

I mean, the thread title was a spoiler in itself so I assumed it would be a given and this was just the general Oscars thread.

[Benjamin]

It's just all Myke's fault.

[MDK]

Pfft

[Josh]

42 minutes ago, Benjamin said:

It's just all Myke's fault.

This, always.

[probablyoliver]

Shape of Water was wonderful dammit! 😡

[Adam]

2 hours ago, Benjamin said:

This was awesome and spoilers  

It's not even a spoiler is it, wasn't Peele and/or Get Out up for a few different awards?

[Josh]

Still kind’ve spoilers, yeah. And the thread title more so.

[MDK]

There was more than one film with fish shagging. I think it is fairly ambiguous.

[Liam]

1 hour ago, MDK said:

There was more than one film with fish shagging. I think it is fairly ambiguous.

I think it was fairly amphibious, personally.

[Rich]

6 hours ago, Benjamin said:

It's just all Myke's fault.

If you were that worried about spoilers for one of the biggest events of the year, just stay off the internet.

[Colly]

Do people really care about having the Oscar results spoiled? All you've missed is the anticipation of an envelope opening.

[Josh]

I don’t personally mind, but we treat major sporting events as spoiler-sensitive, I don’t see how this is different.

[Benjamin]

5 hours ago, Rich said:

If you were that worried about spoilers for one of the biggest events of the year, just stay off the internet.

That's like saying that we should all stay off of EWB if they're not watching the Royal Rumble live so that someone can start a topic with the title 'Shinsuke Nakamura wins the Royal Rumble, challenges AJ Styles'.

3 hours ago, Colly said:

Do people really care about having the Oscar results spoiled? All you've missed is the anticipation of an envelope opening.

Nah, I was just pulling MDK's leg. The funny thing is that Peele winning was probably the only actual surprise of the night