MMA Fighter You'd Be Most Afraid to Face in the Octagon Ever?

[KAMALARAMBO]

Kimo Leopoldo in his prime would have been pretty scary (especially after watching what he did to Bam Bam Bigelow). Even though the guy is way past his prime now he wouldn't exactly be someone I'd like to scuffle with.

[HC]

They're all equally capable of murdering me.

[GoGo Yubari]

Tyson McFighty.

[Your Mom]

Surely the only answer is "all of them" right?

[Berober]

I hear that Gazz guy is supposed to be good or something...

[Your Mom]

Being alone with Gazz in a cage is a scary thought

[Colly]

No one. I'm the bestest.

[Paton]

Ronda Rousey.

[TCO]

Given that they'd all be able to murder me with their technical skills alone, I'd want the size advantage. The one I'd be most afraid to face would be the biggest and scariest and to me that'd be BROCK LESNAR.

[Quom]

I think I'd be most frightened of the titchy guys. If I'm in a fight with an Overeem then everyone is expecting you to pretty much collapse after getting hit once. But in a fight where you outweigh the guy by like 75 pounds and are close to a foot taller? Getting your arse kicked comprehensively would be far more emasculating.

[TCO]

I'd be more worried about having 100% brain function after this hypothetical fight than maintaining my masculinity

[DMN in the House]

Not that I am, or was, anywhere near the class of wrestler as most MMA fighters, but I was good enough that I could keep from getting too fucked up on the ground, so a dude like Tito Ortiz, Brock, or even Couture, so I'm not too scared there.

So, yeah, Tyson McFighty.

[=BK=]

The answer to this thread is Brock Lesnar. Bob Sapp is also an acceptable answer.

[C-MIL]

My pick is Kimo Leopoldo too, but only because it would prove that somebody has harnessed cloning technology and is using it on private citizens against their will.

Also, I'm Kimo Leopoldo and I'm still in my prime, pal.

[The Heartbreak Kid]

Jon Jones.

But I'd let Ronda Rousey toss me around. It would hurt, but I'd love every second of it.

[Benjamin]

Bob Sapp is actually the most wrong answer. Dude would collapse and tap out a minute into it, even if he was doing the ass-kicking.

[munky]

Keith Hackney, I don't like getting punched in the nuts.

[Quom]

I'd be more worried about having 100% brain function after this hypothetical fight than maintaining my masculinity

I'd rather be hit once than be hit 20 times and have limbs tugged on. Although I'd happily let Cruz RNC me

[apsham]

While it seems like the best answer would be "any of them" I'd say the big fuckers who barely can handle their own strength would be the worst. I can only handle one punch from any of those guys, I'd prefer it to be as minimal as possible.

[HailtotheYo]

World Champion in the real and fake world ? No thanks.

Also, if all else failed he could just "drunk uncle" beat the shit out of you.