Matt

Cauc is wrong.

I just saw an old episode of Family Guy, In it, they took a shot at Scrubs for allegedly not being funny. I mean c'mon really?

I am completely insane.

If the money's in the bank, why do they need ladders?

Anyone having issues with the Xbox.com forums working properly?

I love my female friends, but I really don't want to hear every detail of your day. Oh Friend # 126 of yours wore a green sweater at brunch today? OMG! Get out.... I don't care.

watching Schalke v Anzhi Makhachkala on bet365. The season really needs to hurry up and begin already.

Opinion time. Who is a better singer, Steve Perry or Phil Collins?

Opinion time. Who is a better singer, Steve Perry or Phil Collins?

Wheres Waldo?

baseball was just like the first time I was ever intimate with a woman. i was awesome at it and people begged me not to stop.

Trademarked!

Go to a random wikipedia article. Click on the first link (skip parentheses). Repeat. You will always end up on “Philosophy".

I don't know how it's possible, but I spoke to someone the other night that had no clue who Bob Dylan was.

I would like to request a word filter that replaces "WrestleZone" with "goatse.cx."

Where's Ryder?

Get to meet Ric Flair tomorrow,Wooo!

I heard a rumor years ago, that one idea kicked around for a WCW reboot, was to literally open the show wth Sting getting out of bed, and having everything from 1996 to 2000 turn out to have been all a crazy dream. That idea is so stupid, it's amazing. God, I love pro-wrestling.

"In his ally's corner" or "in his allies corner?"

i'm going to grow some daffodils, everyone else is growing things and I don't want a beard or a bear.

Why didn't anyone tell me 30 Rock was the funniest show on TV?! You motherfuckers.

rattlesnakeresemblence sounds like a bad MCR covers band.

I know you are, but what am I?...

What the hell is wrong here? I posted a new topic some hours ago and now it's just vanished??

Cannot stop listening to the Foos' "Rope". Most excellent