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  1. If you're unemployed, don't complain that when tax time comes that you have to pay your state tax money. You didn't even work for your money so shut the hell up.

    1. Matt

      Matt

      To be fair to be burnintator, the people who complain about things like that (in my experience) tend to be the ones who are happy to be long-term unemployed.

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  2. Keep reading Matt's name as 'BALLS OUT', I think I'm turning into Quom.

    1. Matt

      Matt

      That took me far too long to get Lineker's joke. I'm not sure if that's bad 'cos it makes me pretty slack or good because I didn't immediately recognise Nickelback lyrics.

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  3. I love Lineker, Kaney LL, Bluey and SRN. Oh and Maxx

    1. Matt

      Matt

      :( I didn't see this status update when it was posted but :(
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  4. Rule #1 of e-feds: All wrestlers are traumatized. Always.

    1. Matt

      Matt

      Rule #7: There must be at least one blatant Undertaker rip-off.

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  5. i love playing ewr drunk and pttung together dream matches. Necro Butcher vs. Stevie Richards would rule on so many levels!

  6. Sorry to hear that Kirkland :( Have they all recovered? Any idea who did it?

    1. Matt

      Matt

      Sorry to hear that man, that's truly awful. :(

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  7. Can anyone explain why, when I post an update here on someone else's status it posts twice?

    1. Matt

      Matt

      I've noticed it does it for a couple of other users too, maybe it's the browser you're using.

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  8. Fuck EWB for allowing LL to have -1756 here!

  9. BBC or Sky Sports for the final?

    1. Matt

      Matt

      I'm watching BBC but I'd forgotten how much I dislike Lawro and both Alans.

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  10. My ex-girlfriend is a lesbian. Again.

  11. Where were you in '92?

    1. Matt

      Matt

      Probably pissing myself on a regular basis and crying because I'm hungry or want attention.

      My life hasn't changed much.

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  12. remember not to post any spoilers!

  13. If WWE would do a storyline of TNA invasion....what would you like to see in it???

  14. Wanna start a diary, start something from scratch. I have an idea, but want YOU to pick my roster. Go to EWR and make a pick you ingrates.

  15. I wish someone would spend £7M on me. :(

    1. Matt

      Matt

      No, it's some tool on another forum. I think he's about 12, though.

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  16. I wish someone would spend £7M on me. :(

  17. how did you find out about this site in the first place?

    1. Matt

      Matt

      I bought the tape from Maxx and heard it on there. Whilst masturbating.

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  18. So about 40 minutes ago I went crashing through a glass door head first. I would have figured there'd be more pain and blood.

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    1. Matt

      Matt

      Interfere utilizing your wife or husband in order to teenager, as an alternative to combating with one another

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  20. EWB is rapidly approaching it's two-and-a-half-millionth post. This post must be either "-1 for Baddar" or "Carlito".

  21. who should win the Ballon d'Or tonight? Ronaldo, Messi, or Xavi?

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