METALMAN

Yeah I know but teams have worn the same colour of shorts since time immemorial without causing an outbreak of mass confusion.

Yes. This baby blue is not a canon England colour. If they win this it is going to be widely photographed and pass down time and they should be wearing a proper shirt for it. I am literally fuming right now.

We need to end this teams can’t wear the same colour of shorts tyranny.

Why are England wearing blue?

What is this? Is it like crusader kings? Total war? Something else?

Better not tell those hostile domestic violence organisations

I’m not sure I’d go that far! The win against Rangers was a nice surprise but if we stay reasonably clear of relegation I’ll be happy with this season I think.

Bayern spursed it

You can tell when Jamie Carragher isn’t joking because he spits in little girls’ faces.

: / is also acceptable

Have you ever considered

What he means here is that it is ridiculous in the context of big-spending Chelsea spending that money but not so obscene in the context of Liverpool because they have never spent a transfer fee on a player ever in the history of the world.

That is literally ancient history.

the previous few years in which they routinely forgot that injuries were a thing and that their manager likes to play a particularly high intensity style, didn’t sign enough players to fill out a full squad then spent the full season crying about how unlucky they were with injuries?

Maybe those are the fans naive enough to believe the Premier League will actually have the guts to penalise them for breaking the financial rules.

A lot of the players playing these days will have come of age back when Chelsea were winning lots of stuff and Liverpool were doing god knows what with Roy Hodgson etc. And kids are all glory hunters so I would expect a pretty large number of Chelsea fans among that generation.

I think Moises Caicedo will break the record for the most money spent on a player I’ve never previously heard of, so good for him.

So PSG just spent about £150 million on players this summer and now we’re suddenly supposed to believe they have no money to pay for the kit man or whatever?

If I were Harry Kane I’d go to Bayern for a year, win my trophy and then just go back to Spurs and chill.

They need to stop doing AFCON every two years. Too much.

We’re (joint) top of the league!

£15m seems mega cheap for Kessie

Assuming he retires at the end of this season, next year will be the first season since 1930/31 where Roy Hodgson doesn’t manage a first team game.

I went and asked about this for you and she said she was unaware a women’s World Cup was on and isn’t really interested in it. Such a misogynist. Bolsonaro would be proud.