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  1. METALMAN

    I'M GETTING OUT OF THIS SHITHOLE

    1. Rocky

      Rocky

      What were you doing in this shithole to start with?

    2. DJ Ice

      DJ Ice

      Once your in, THERE IS NO WAY OUT!

  2. METALMAN

    Yeah, Yeah Bass Drop! Oh!Oh!Oh!Oh!Oh!Oh! You gotta hundred dollar bill put ya hands up! You gotta fifty dollar bill put ya hands up! You gotta twenty dollar bill put ya hands up! You gotta ten dollar bill put ya hands up! Single ladies! I can't hear y'all! Single ladies, make noise! Single ladies! I can't hear y'all! Single ladies! Make noise! All the chicken heads, be quiet! All the chicken heads, be...

    1. METALMAN

      METALMAN

      quiet!

      All the chicken heads, be quiet!

      All the chicken heads, be quiet (Quiet)!

      Yeah baby, Fatman Scoop, Faith Evans sing along! C'mon!

      I never knew there was a love like this before.

      (All the good lookin women sing along - i cant hear ya!)

      Never had someone to show me your love. Love like this before.

      What's your zodiac sign? (What, What?)

      What's your zodiac sign? (I can't hear y'all!)

      What...

    2. New Damage

      New Damage

      I thought it was that song. Damn you. I'd just managed to repress the memory that was Fatman Scoop.

  3. METALMAN

    LET'S GO ITALY!!!

    1. Rocky

      Rocky

      Italy won't win... PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE Go easy on us :(

    2. Olive the other Jiberdeer

      Olive the other Jiberdeer

      LET'S GO BOWLING!

  4. METALMAN

    What can I do in lundun today? What is fun?

    1. Gazz

      Gazz

      Helicopter flights.

    2. apsham

      apsham

      I would've said "fundun".

  5. METALMAN

    by locking statuses norro is actually infringing on my gimmick. it's just not been noticed because nobody wants to comment on my statuses anyway. >_>

    1. METALMAN

      METALMAN

      maybe i will just delete your comment now

    2. EddieG

      EddieG

      do it

  6. METALMAN

    just sticking something in here to make all the lame ed balls posts go away

    1. King Ellis

      King Ellis


      Ed Bawbag

  7. METALMAN

    i am 25

    1. Rocky

      Rocky

      Altered his age so he doesn't look so creepy hitting on the 16 yr old girls.

  8. METALMAN

    seems like raoul moat is the only englishman who can shoot on target at the moment

    1. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      I hope Douglas Hogg doesn't try to claim this particular moat clean up on his expenses.

  9. METALMAN

    metalman really needs to quit being a dickhead

  10. METALMAN

    I am scottish

    1. Liam

      Liam

      Poor you

  11. METALMAN

    i was about to come bursting in here demanding that you do it as well. but then i noticed you had pictures of matchstick men and i am happy. just avoid the kasabian cover >_>

  12. METALMAN

    sorry dude! my mistake.

  13. METALMAN

    what property did i damage?

    i am intrigued!

  14. METALMAN

    GO AND TAKE A FUCK TO YOURSELF

  15. METALMAN

    so...

  16. METALMAN

    libido

  17. METALMAN

    Ian Curtis probably looks healthier as a corpse than he did when he was alive.

  18. METALMAN

    I hate you.

  19. METALMAN

    i also like lana del rey :/

  20. METALMAN

    cyrille regis

  21. METALMAN

    we was robbed

  22. METALMAN

    SET IT UP SET IT UP SET IT UP SET IT UP SET IT UP SET IT UP I SAID SET IT UP AGAIN SET IT UP AGAIN SET IT UP AGAIN SET IT UP AGAIN

  23. METALMAN

    whatevs

  24. METALMAN

    KILMARNOCK 3 HIBS 1 LEAGUE CUP CHAMPS 2Kaii10

  25. METALMAN

    today's Paul McCartney song of the day is "No More Lonely Nights". The one that's kind of disco.

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