The Kraig

N.E.R.D./The Neptunes - Lap Dance. It definitely is. It's not on the soundtrack, I checked, but trust me here. Dirty Dog I'm, I'm a dirty dog I'm a dirty dog I'm, I'm a dirty dog Dirty Dog I'm a dirty dog Dirty Dog I'm an outlaw (I'm an outlaw) Quick on the draw (Quick on the draw) Somethin' you've never seen before (Never Seen) And I dare a mother fucker to come in my face I got somethin' chrome (I got somethin' Chrome) And I got it from home (I got it from home) And it ain't a microphone (Ain't it a mic!) And I dare a mother fucker to come in my face It's so real It's How I Feel It's this society That makes a nigga wanna kill I'm just straight ill Ridin' my motorcycle down the streets While politicians is soundin' like strippers to me They keep sayin' but I don't wanna hear it... Oooh baby you want me? Oooh baby you want me? Oooh baby you want me? Well you can get this lap dance here for free Now you can get this lap dance here for free Well you can get this lap dance here for free Oooh baby you want me? Now you can get this lap dance here for free It's a raw night (It's a raw night) Who wants to bar fight? (Who wants to bar fight?) Well come on alright (Well come on) And I dare a mother fucker to come in my face Baseball bats (Baseball bats) I got somethin' for that (I got somethin' for that) It goes bla ka ka kat (You know what that is) So I dare a motherfucker to come in my face It's so real It's how I feel It's this society That makes a nigga wanna kill I'm just straight ill Ridin' my motorcycle down the streets While the government is soundin' like strippers to me They keep sayin' but I don't wanna hear it Oooh baby you want me? Oooh baby you want me? Oooh baby you want me? Well you can get this lap dance here for free Now you can get this lap dance here for free Well you can get this lap dance here for free Oooh baby you want me? Now you can get this lap dance here for free When you think of Harvey, think of a Harley Blue denim, spiked wrists and crombie Lap-screws and tattoos that's all me Two guns, both arm's feelin' like Fonzie You can find me drunk, whip it it might crash Or find me chillin with crackers, who like Clash Find me in court smokin' that nice grass Burnin' the flag, all in the name of white trash It's Harvey baby, Christ on the arm I'm gnarly baby Fuck with me? Not hardly baby And you know the flow, im Godly baby So lets party baby Chicks nick-name me prador, they get high of my dick I take 'em to my home, they call it the cock pit Time for take off, their panties they drop quick Now that's first class fuckin, and that' some fly shit Oooh baby you want me? Oooh baby you want me? Oooh baby you want me? Well you can get this lap dance here for free Well you can get this lap dance here for free Well you can get this lap dance here for free Oooh baby you want me? Now you can get this lap dance here for free

Worst. Smiley. Ever. I liked the dog argument best:

Old. Old, old, old. I suppose it would have taken longer for normal people such as you to notice though. Non-Xboxers obviously wouldn't have cared about this.

This is hilarious. *insert lmao smiley which we STILL don't have*

Chobits....(¬_¬) What?

That 70's Shows RULED~! AND it had a great theme song on top of it. Why did they cancel it, WHY?! :cry: Oh, and Ebay.co.uk has some That 70's Show DVD ROMs. Whatever they are. http://search.ebay.co.uk/That-70s-Show_W0Q...howQQsoloctogZ9

It just looks like a custom built project. It it was real surely they'd get a better picture than THAT. I'm very skeptical that this is the real deal. Look at the controller port, it's so thin and fragile, bad design. A wrong tug one directiong and snap, controller useless, controller port plugged. I actually thought the PS3 would come with wireless, actual REMOTE controllers as the default controller type. And that does look incredibly like a modified waffle-iron or toastie machine.

SDM has gained about a million cool points from this thread. I hate people who bash Nintendo for not having a better machine. Because they've always had the better machine, but a very shallow game pool. If you compare the amount of games for the Gamecube to that of the PS2, you'll notice a MASSIVE difference. However, Nintendo games do rule, like Mario etc. Just vary it a bit, man. Sometimes we just want to kill things via bloody murder. Not jump on their heads to squish them into wafers... I have all the 'next-gen' consoles and the Gamecube has provided the biggest and most replayable games (see: Super Smash Bros. Melee, Super Mario Kart: DD, Pokémon Ruby/Sapphire, Metroid Prime) but they totally lack games like Halo, GTA or GOOD wrestling games. Which is why I have all three consoles.

Am I the only one that thinks putting a dead guy in a game is not good? What were they thinking?! (referring to people who wanted Tupac in the game) And why would Eminem be in it? He didn't make it 'big' until the turn of the century, right? :ohwell: *assumed San Andreas was set in the 90's*

....whoever did the stats needs a kick. Known as "The Wall" in WCW, Apollo made a huge impact on the first NWATNA Show reaching the finals for the NWA Heavyweight title, however losing to Ken Shamrock. :blink: The Wall is dead. Apolo doesn't even resemble him.

Can't, I started with the WWE/TNA stats. This is so nostalgically simple, it's good.

That was dealt with, in a very humorous way, I might add. ←

OMFGWTFBBQLOL~! ... Seriously? *will edit in how much he likes/dislikes it*

I want a Top 100 and Worst 100 films of the year.

The opening ceremony ruled. Then Bjork came out. *barfs* It's been good do far, I was watching the Judo and Beach Volleyball. And the badminton, I think I should represent the UK in the next Olympics, THEY SUCK~!

Same. Sort of. Pokemon Leaf Green: £22.99 October 1st GBA Day Of Reckoning: £29.99 October 1st GC GTA: San Andreas: £29.99 October 22nd PS2 Halo 2: £29.99 November 11th XB SmackDown! vs RAW: £29.99 November 26th PS2 Football Manager: £21.99 December 10th PC Total: £164.94 This money, I don't have. Luckily, some idiot invented Christmas.

Um. Why are these on a WWE game? :ohwell:

Kanto Final: thuganomic vs Iwc Johto Tournament Updated: ------------------------------ 1. El Benjito 2. ----------------------- 3. djmasterscooter 4. -------------------------- 5. Kaney 6. Chris2K ----------------------- 7. 8. sirdav ------------------------------ 9. Hex-XL 10. GoGo ----------------------- 11. 12. -------------------------- 13. NYJ 14. ----------------------- 15. The Kraig 16. Komodo ------------------------------ Rules - FUCKING READ THIS. Hell yeah, that got your attention. Basically same rules as Kanto, except you use Pokemon unique to Johto (Orre & The Sevii Islands). Basically Pokemon #152-251, excluding legendaries, as I'll point out below. Off-Limits: Suicune Entei Raikou Lugia Ho-Oh Celebi Smeargle (NetBattle allows it to be taught ANYTHING, which is stupid. This will mean everyone will have one in their team, so I'm just banning it from competing, as I can't be bothered policing anyone who uses one.) Blissey however, is allowed, despite it being horribly overused by n00bs who don't know how to battle. *cheap heat* You may have either Typhlosion, Feraligatr or Meganium, not a combination of any. Pokemon will be L100 to keep it somewhat even. Battles will be the traditional 1 vs 1 style. No double pokemon; all six pokemon must be different. Must enter six team members. Win by knocking out all of the opponent's pokemon. Items are allowed and are also changeable. Leftovers are not allowed. Post-Battle: After losing, you will post the log of the match. And I say after losing, because the loser will be posting the match results only. Winners could potentially edit the contents to allow them to change some things to adapt to their next match to allow an easier battle. Which would be cheating. After the round one battles are over the winner should post their team and moves, like last time to make the second round (and the next ones) more easily prepared for. The order of your team can be crucial. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Go get people to sign up. (¬_¬) thug will be added if there's still spaces after the Kanto final. EDIT: And everyone using Leftovers is retarded. Everyone might as well have nothing as items. This will help develop some creativity I hope.

Ditto. This thread is finally home.

....they added the WORST entrance ever which was only used once into the game? That. Is. Poor.

I was just saying, most of the reader's of the diary would love to see me vs Chris. To see who really is the better trainer. I'd make it 2/3 falls though, so he doesn't fluke me over. (¬_¬) And don't worry Komodo, I haven't even played Gold since...like..2001. For those wondering what the fuck we're talking about, I posted a huge fucker of a post on the previous page near the bottom. And then a new page started, which is quite annoying. Go there now to see the line-ups, etc.

For those who missed it during the rabble about making a server (just use Blue Heaven :ohwell:). This was posted 4 days ago. You have 3 days left to say you're still in and battle. If no one can remember their commitments, they'll be replaced by one of the losers. Iwc beat NYJ, and has claimed the first spot in the Final. If you want the teams again: ADGray: Charizard - Fly - Flamethrower - Dragon Claw - Mega Punch Electabuzz - Shock Wave - Thunder - Thunderbolt - Thunderpunch Golem - Body Slam - Brick Break - Rock Slide - Rock Throw Dragonite - Flamethrower - Ice Beam - Surf - Thunderbolt Kingler - Blizzard - Crabhammer - Ice Beam - Surf Hitmonlee - Focus Punch - Mega Punch - Mega Kick - Hi Jump Kick thuganomic: Blastoise - Counter - Dig - Hydro Pump - Mirror Coat Golem - Earthquake - Explosion - Rollout - Toxic Snorlax - Body Slam - Counter - Rest - Snore Dragonite - Flamethrower - Ice Beam - Hyper Beam - Thunderbolt Gengar - Dream Eater - Hypnosis - Psychic - Toxic Alakazam - Ice Punch - Psychic - Recover - Toxic We need to crown a King Of Kanto. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Anyways, the brackets for the Johto Tournament are done~! We need 5 people to make this an 16-Person Tournament. I assume Iwc, thug and ADGray will be in the next one too if there's spaces left once they're knocked out of the Kanto Tournament (or indeed win it), so there will be at least 14 people. Which means only 2 more would be needed. Johto Journey Tournament ------------------------------ 1. El Benjito 2. ----------------------- 3. djmasterscooter 4. -------------------------- 5. Kaney 6. Chris2K ----------------------- 7. 8. sirdav ------------------------------ 9. Hex-XL 10. GoGo ----------------------- 11. 12. Chronic -------------------------- 13. NYJ 14. ----------------------- 15. The Kraig 16. Komodo ------------------------------ The blanks will be filled randomly as people sign up. *has pre-made sequence* Rules - FUCKING READ THIS. Hell yeah, that got your attention. Basically same rules as Kanto, except you use Pokemon unique to Johto (Orre & The Sevii Islands). Basically Pokemon #152-251, excluding legendaries, as I'll point out below. Off-Limits: Suicune Entei Raikou Lugia Ho-Oh Celebi Smeargle (NetBattle allows it to be taught ANYTHING, which is stupid. This will mean everyone will have one in their team, so I'm just banning it from competing, as I can't be bothered policing anyone who uses one.) Blissey however, is allowed, despite it being horribly overused by n00bs who don't know how to battle. *cheap heat* You may have either Typhlosion, Feraligatr or Meganium, not a combination of any. Pokemon will be L100 to keep it somewhat even. Battles will be the traditional 1 vs 1 style. No double pokemon; all six pokemon must be different. Must enter six team members. Win by knocking out all of the opponent's pokemon. Items are allowed and are also changeable. Leftovers are not allowed. Post-Battle: After losing, you will post the log of the match. And I say after losing, because the loser will be posting the match results only. Winners could potentially edit the contents to allow them to change some things to adapt to their next match to allow an easier battle. Which would be cheating. After the round one battles are over the winner should post their team and moves, like last time to make the second round (and the next ones) more easily prepared for. The order of your team can be crucial. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ In closing, the Johto Tournament will not begin until all slots have been filled in the brackets and the Kanto Tournament has finished. So get team making for the moment, folks~! :thumbsup: Fun Fact: I actually fucked up and made an 18-Person Tournament before fixing it and making it 16, as it should have been. While doing the brackets for this I originally had The Kraig v Chris2K, which may have drawn a large crowd. Sadly, I had to redo the brackets. Any questions just ask here, everyone's happy to help each other anyways. Unless it's when Keith wants to know where the log files are. (¬_¬)

To be honest, RAW2 was better than SD:HCTP, so XBox > PS2 > GC. Although it is true that every GC game has sucked gaggingly large amounts of cock.