Kaney

RAMSTERBALL!!!!!!!!

Norro, you have such an ego

Kaney doesn't have the grapes to lock this status.

All these locked statuses are just confusing me.

How the fuck did he do that...HOW?

Norro, you have such an ego

I love how I make a status update about my mafia, lock it, and then everyone starts locking their status updates because of it-- especially the people who always complain about getting trolled in their status updates. It's like I've opened up a new world for them.

Dead Rising 3 will be about EWB going down, turning all of you into zombies.

As a man, I sometimes suffer from man illnesses. What can EWB do to solve my man illnesses problem?

Oh, I feel asleep, anything happen?

Oh, I feel asleep, anything happen?

God, was that like *sixteen hours* of downtime there?

As a man, I sometimes suffer from man illnesses. What can EWB do to solve my man illnesses problem?

Can't get into the Mafia Cube or the graphics forum

Can't get into the Mafia Cube or the graphics forum

Can't get into the Mafia Cube or the graphics forum

HOLD NUMBER 2...LUTONIAN STRANGLE HOLD!

HOLD NUMBER 2...LUTONIAN STRANGLE HOLD!

You think Jericho's the master of the most hold? I'M THE MASTER OF 1,005! NUMBER ONE...ARMBAR!

New rule, if you post fake spoilers in the status updates, I will delete them. If you post real spoilers, I will delete them and suspend you.

I'm being serious this time. Can we please have an EWB award show so the kids in my avatar can win something? They deserve it.

I'm being serious this time. Can we please have an EWB award show so the kids in my avatar can win something? They deserve it.

I'm being serious this time. Can we please have an EWB award show so the kids in my avatar can win something? They deserve it.