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Status Updates posted by TEOL

  1. Eleventy billion stars.
  2. "The Switchblade Fiend" Jay Wyatt

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    2. C-MIL

      C-MIL

      Hangman Paige

    3. Krabby

      Krabby

      The Kabuki Ultimate Warrior

    4. TEOL

      TEOL

      I see the idle thought I had took no time to spiral out of control.

  3. https://discord.gg/VFatBpk The EWB Discord chat! Join the conversation!

  4. A mark is a guy that believes that O.J. didn't do it.

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    2. TEOL
    3. LL!

      LL!

      Are you saying hi to yourself?

    4. TEOL

      TEOL

      Well you didn't. Someone had to.

  5. Anyone notice in the 2004 Royal Rumble that the first and last eliminations are the same?

    1. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      Hey, Stevie Richards was in there for an hour, can't blame him for that.

  6. BUTTER

    1. SeanDMan
    2. Draevyn

      Draevyn

      It's pronounced Boo-Ter

    3. Sousa

      Sousa

      The worst thing about not being a donator anymore is I can't go back and read the Boogeyman detective stories.

  7. Confirmed: 20th April 2014 was the last good day.

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    2. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      I'd say January 19, 2017 is the last good day.

    3. Ruki

      Ruki

      May 31st....2010. I peaked a long time ago.

    4. Benji

      Benji

      For you, the 20th April 2014 was the last good day on EWB. But for me, it was a Sunday.

  8. Happy birthday Xero! I still love you!

  9. HEY PLEATHER YOU AROUND I NEED A FAVOUR

    1. Ace

      Ace

      Ned a Fake Claim?

      Need*

    2. Mick

      Mick

      BRING BACK UNK

  10. I can see you hate the way we intermingle, but I think you're just mad cause you're single.

  11. I miss Orangeness. :(

    1. MalaCloudy Black
    2. Plubby

      Plubby

      Terrible skin. Glad I stopped using it nearly ten years ago >_<

  12. I'm safe, despite my character.

  13. If you like watching big lad graps but you're not watching sumo, I don't know what to tell you. The biggest of lads, the grappliest of graps.

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    2. METALMAN

      METALMAN

      do their pants ever fall down? they don't look like they are attached very securely.

    3. TEOL

      TEOL

      @metalman they're actually a lot more secure than they look but I have seen fights where the referee stopped it to re-tie one of their belts and they're forced to just stand still while he does it

    4. METALMAN

      METALMAN

      Oh. Not really for me then, soz.

  14. Is PantherFan59, like, some kind of Twitterbot who just puts sentences together out of bits of other EWB posts?

    1. Sousa

      Sousa

      Are they a fan of the Carolina Panthers or just one particular panther, like there's this really keen-looking leopard at the zoo?

  15. Mate of mine is doing a 24-hour stream for charity at https://www.twitch.tv/belone (and I'm helping I think?)

  16. Michael Rennie was ill the day the earth stood still.

    1. C-MIL

      C-MIL

      I WANNA GOOOOOOOOUHHHHOHHHH

  17. nobody's dick's that long, not even Long Dick Johnson, and he had a fucking long dick

  18. Quarantine Dream (D-R-E-A-M)

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