MalaCloudy Black

I can't die this young, I've never had an Orange Julius

I don't WANT pigs in a blanket! I want to fight crime!

I don't care if they burn churches, but they better not fucking touch a synagogue.

I don't mind the sun sometimes, the images it shows. I can taste you on my lips and smell you in my clothes.

I Jake the Snake 'em, DDT 'em in mausoleums.

I like my jokes like I like my coffee. With a bit of sugar, maybe a splash of milk if I feel like it, maybe some cappuccino mix in there if I'm in the mood. 

I remember KRC. I miss KRC.

I say "wow, this is insane. And I told myself no it isn't, you're saying that, and it makes it not insane."

I took a stunted oath to hush the ones who know.

I was born too late, and I'll never be like yoooooooooou.

I, Lelouch vi Britannia, command you!

I'm on a mission people say is impossible, but when I swing my sword? They all choppable.

If I should fall from grace with god
Where no doctor can relieve me
If I'm buried 'neath the sod
so the angels won't receive me

Let me go, boys
Let me go, boys
Let me go down in the mud
Where the rivers all run dry

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Jamie Starr MY DUDE

Jesus god in heaven, why'd you have to kill such hot snatch? It's a joke, man! Geez, people are so serious. Hail Mary who aren't in heaven, pray for all the sinners so we don't get caught - another joke, man!

Kenny Rogers, RIP.

Less concerned about fitting into the world. Your world, that is.

Let me go on like a blister in the sun.

Lie, cheat, steal, kill, win. Everybody's doin' it.

list of things that burn always:

- this fire

more like YOUR BIRTHDAY

My favorite part of sunburn is when I go to scratch my back and half my skin sloughs off.

My heroes have always killed cowboys.

My sweet boy, turning 16.