ClaRK! Kent
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Was Littlefinger always THIS Irish?
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Okay fair play, Jason, I get that, but you'd think there'd be at least a HINT of it in his King's Landing voice. He sounds like a fucking Machiavellian leprechaun.
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Top o' the Aerie to ya!
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Would've been a much better one-liner at the end of last episode...
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Why is it that all TV ads for those online greetings card websites have to feature an animal and a cringeworthy jingle? Hallmark never have to do this shit.
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Insert PPV Spoilers Here
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Killed it.
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It was dead long before.
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I know it's over, it never really began. But in my heart it was so real.
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That "What if Sting went to WWE?" thread is exactly what's wrong with this place. Some idiot who has a bad reputation for a reason self-consciously trying to be 'serious' by asking an outdated and asinine question, and thinking that this grasping attempt to 'join in' would be appreciated. Not to be all sensible, but that is fucking lame.
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Go vote for Stevie Nicks in EWB's Favourite Singer, because I feel bad for not placing her higher.
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Or you can go your own way.
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Twenty minutes to save the world, and I've got a post office! And it's SHUT!
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"Through rain, hail, sleet or snow. But only before 5pm"
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These TV commercials for Dragon Quest IX need to stop misleading teenagers. REAL GIRLS WOULD NOT PLAY THIS GAME!
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Today I went to every DVD shop in Brighton - second-hand ones, both HMVs, cult places, everywhere... not a single copy of the 'Rise and Fall of ECW' DVD in the whole town. Fuck.
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Brighton's gay.
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You're gay.
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Shitty. Pm me. I send you to Image file to easily burn to dvd. WHOOPS. I didn't say that.
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Serena Deeb has large breasts, and therefore cannot have been fired for anything other than gross public drunkenness or sexual misdemeanour. Because nobody with tits that nice could ever be an average-to-mediocre worker or anything... I mean... THE TITS!
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She probably got fired cause most kids don't think bald looks good on her...
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They should've drawn a nipple on her head.
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She got fired because she was always 'exposed' in public.
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Funny, that cat just told me to leave!
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Well, I always said Madeleine was like a candle in the wind. Unreliable.
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Not my fault: bastard monkey hands!
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I never use anti-perspirant. If you use anti-perspirant, you'll sweat elsewhere - on your tongue, your hands, your forehead. And if you block all those up, you'll sweat somewhere else. And if you block EVERYTHING up, you sweat inside and you'll get cancer. That's just a fact.
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Yeah, if you're looking to vote in the EWB 100 (the bandwagons du jour are Ronnie Garvin, Crossbones, and Super Dragon, FYI) then you've got... 21 hours and 48 minutes to do so, by my watch. VOTE NOW!
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Yeah, true. As it stands, there are no ties in the top 50, which is fairly good going.
Next time I'll stick to a 10-person ballot. I did the 20-person ballot thinking there'd be a lot of overlap and this would pad us out to the full 100, but clearly I have underestimated EWB's tendency toward the batshit insane.
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I think you missed a bandwagon. And you know what that means.
Straight up, everybody dies.
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The ONLY bandwagons that matter are Garvin, Crossbones, and KONG!
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I've done far worse than kill you, Kirk, I've hurt you. And I wish to go on hurting you. I shall leave you as you left me, as you left HER. Marooned for all eternity, at the centre of a dead planet. Buried alive...
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Correct! 5 points to JP Sousa.
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You missed out a buried alive at the end of that speach, he says it twice
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Oh, be quiet.
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According to the gas-chromatograph, the secret ingredient is.... LOVE?!
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Yes, love. It siphons love from the world. Not sure exactly how it works, but I understand the divorce rate goes up with each serving.
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Pip-pip, what a spiffing day and all that. Teacake? Have some roast beef, perchance. And some jolly good ale. Toodle-bye.
