Mick

Hens love roosters, geese love ganders Everyone else loves Ned Flanders!

Here come the jesters, 
One-two-three. 
It's all part of my fantasy. 

Hey everybody, it's Leif Erikson Day! HINGA DINGA DERGEN!

Hey fatty boom boom! Hit me wif da ching ching!
Fat pocket klinking! Dollar eye twinkling!

HEY GUYS IS ANYTHING EXCITING HAPPENING WRESTLING-WISE IN THE NEXT COUPLE OF DAYS?!

Hey guys, my door ain't working. I think we better rethink this thing!

Hey Hal, pie job for Lord Autobottom there!

Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such Recent Status Updates like "Reading This In My Voice" and "Updating From The Toilet".

Honey, you'll never believe what happened to me today.

How come in Sci-Fi, there's never a single, passing reference to any kind of janitoral staff?

How do I get Rock Band to work on my Commodore?

How do you learn how to fall off a two foot ladder?!

How many lights do you see?

How much clearer can I say, "THERE IS ALWAYS MONEY, IN THE BANANA STAND"?!

How much clearer can I say, "THERE'S ALWAYS MONEY, IN THE BANANA STAND"?!

How must I prepare?' You must ask yourself! 'Should I jump off the tallest building in the world? Should I lay on the lawn and let 'em run over me with lawnmowers? Should I go to Africa and let 'em trample me with raging elephants?'

I am Mick™'s Recent Status Update.

I am not a destroyer of companies. I am a liberator of them! The point is, ladies and gentleman, that greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right, greed works. Greed clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Greed, in all of its forms; greed for life, for money, for love, knowledge has marked the upward surge of mankind. And greed, you mark my words, will not only save Teldar Paper, but that other malfunctioning corporation called the USA.

I am now enrolled in college .

I am royal, you are servile!

I am the bone of my sword. Steel is my body, and fire is my blood. I have created over 1000 blades. Not known to Death Nor Known to Life. Have withstood pain to create many weapons. So, as I pray. UNLIMITED BLADE WORKS!

I can, Sean.

I don't understand my own dillusion

I don't have pet peeves, I have major psychotic fucking hatreds.

I don't need safety gloves, 'cause I'm Homer Simp--