Mick

'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, except... the four assholes coming in the rear in standard two-by-two cover formation.

It's the same thing your whole life: "Clean up your room. Stand up straight. Pick up your feet. Take it like a man. Be nice to your sister. Don't mix beer and wine, ever." Oh yeah: "Don't drive on the railroad track."

STONE COLD IS COMING TO RAW, WOOOO! STONE COLD IS COMING TO RAW, WOOOO! STONE COLD IS COMING TO RAW, WOOOO! STONE COLD IS COMING TO RAW, WOOOO! STONE COLD IS COMING TO RAW, WOOOO! STONE COLD IS COMING TO RAW, WOOOO! STONE COLD IS COMING TO RAW, WOOOO! STONE COLD IS COMING TO RAW, WOOOO! STONE COLD IS COMING TO RAW, WOOOO! STONE COLD IS COMING TO RAW, WOOOO! STONE COLD IS COMING TO RAW, WOOOO! STONE COLD IS COMING TO RAW, WOOOO!
 

Is this the end of Zombie Shakespeare?

Why, my Uncle Thumper had a problem with HIS probate, and he had to take these big pills, and drink lots of water.

MEIN FUHER! I CAN WALK!

Phil?!

As the first black female head of the Ku Klux Klan, I would just like to say America stinks!

The evil Kilokhan lives inside computer circuits! With the help of Malcolm Frink, he creates Megavirus Monsters to attack electronic systems! Meanwhile, a freak accident turns Sam Collins into Servo! His friends join forces in their samurized attack vehicles! Together, they transform into... the SUPERHUMAN SAMURAI SYBER-SQUAD!

Come to Quark's, Quark's is fun, come right now, don't walk - run!

RIP Windows Live.

HAHAHAHA! (money money money money moneyyyyyyyy-yyyyy)

We'll be changing the rules, a little bit. We are opening the presents now. Not later, now. Why? We're adults, and we can open our presents, WHENEVER WE WANT!

THESE ARE UPDATES!

Radiant cool, Crazy nightmares, Zen New Jersey nowhere, How now brown bureaucrat?

When Chekhov saw the long winter, he saw a winter bleak and dark and bereft of hope. Yet we know that winter is just another step in the cycle of life. But standing here among the people of Punxsutawney and basking in the warmth of their hearths and hearts, I couldn't imagine a better fate than a long and lustrous winter.

I've got me a Chrysler, it seats about twenty so hurry up, and bring your juke box money!

Let's go Wolverin OHHHHHHHHH YOU MOTHERFUCKERS /wrists

SPECTACLE ROCK IS AN ENTRANCE TO DEATH.

THERE'S SOMETHING ON THE WING OF THE PLANE!

B-U-C-SHIT GODDAMNIT

I have the greatest idea for a movie: ROBOMOUNTIE.

You remember that thing we had about sixty years ago called the Korean Conflict? Yeah, where we failed to achieve victory? How come we didn't cross the 38th parallel, and push those rice eaters back to the Great Wall of China, and TAKE IT APART BRICK BY BRICK, AND NUKE THEM BACK INTO THE FUCKING STONE AGE FOREVER?! HOW COME?! TELL ME WHY?! SAY IT!!! SAY IT!!!!

TEAM A: X, TEAM B: Y

Okay, which one of you bastards divided by zero?