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  1. Tupac Watson was clearly robbed.

  2. Unfunny jokes are slightly less unfunny if you don't screw up the spelling of said unfunny jokes.

  3. Us members need to team up with the guests and finally get to the bottom of why google is so interested in this forum.

  4. Vote 1 Bustlin' Brad Harris!

  5. Vote for metalman

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    2. The Lusophone

      The Lusophone

      Well I call for a revolution.

    3. Owen

      Owen

      BOOO! IWC should be a Commonwealth (...A Level History is really taking its toll.)

    4. Noah

      Noah

      We need the Patriot to sort this mess out.

  6. was interested in the EWB E-Fed thread, because I thought it would be a glorious train wreck and a good fun read. Gave up wihen I saw it was 16 pages long. :o

    1. Berober

      Berober

      You had to be there, man. The things we saw...

  7. We need a Bob Backlund related naming trend.

    1. TEOL

      TEOL

      No we don't.

    2. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      But he's the Plebeians Champion

  8. We need a Kevin Owens lamp shade that says "light Owens light."

    1. TheSqauredCircleMessiah

      TheSqauredCircleMessiah

      ...or a Kevin Owens weight loss system. 

    2. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      I heard he's kind of bad at driving directions. He's always turning left at every intersection even when people keep telling him "right Owens right."

    3. Your Mom

      Your Mom

      Or false teeth that say "Bite Owens Bite"! 

  9. We need someone else on this board who can unlock the awesome power of vader

    1. Mick

      Mick

      Oh fuck me, your girlfriend got a voice?

  10. We need to combine the worlds of Chris2K and JTH. Can Krabby challenge Carlito?

    1. Chris2K

      Chris2K

      Tauros will happily challenge Carlito but wants creative control in its contract.

    2. JasonM

      JasonM

      Krabby isn't ready, Brother. - Tauros

    3. Sousa

      Sousa

      I have a fighting type in Pokemon X named Carlito but I don't remember which one it is.

  11. We should pass the hat around and buy Malaga.....then have them challenge Carlito.

  12. We still have no definitive answer as to who refs the matches when you have no refs. How will any of us sleep at night?

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    2. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      Jerry tells the jokes! Dean sings the songs! But who ref's the matches?!

    3. brenchill

      brenchill

      Carlito. How many more times do you people have to be told?

    4. Skummy

      Skummy

      Who refs the refs? WHO WATCHES THE WATCHMEN?!

  13. We will cease to be HERE, because none of this will have occurred. But we will exist back on Red Dwarf, before all this began. With, of course, no memory of these events, which, of course, never happened. And as these events never happened, we will have no memory of them. In which case, Mister Rimmer, Sir, I should like to take this opportunity of saying that you are the most obnoxious, trumped-up, farty little smeghead it has ever been my misfortune to encounter!

  14. We would do well to set Lukie up with a frosty lumberjack.

  15. We're Men.. Men on a Mission (yea yea) Are You Readyyyyyyyyy?? We're Men.. Men on a Mission (here we go we in the house) Men Men Men Men are on a Mission Bam Bang Boom here we go do it like this you got to all know Oscar Mable and Moe Yo were in the house we're ready soo Men on a Mission over heree treating like this oppposition you better have fear Do it like this we got your ignition whos in the house its Men on a Mission!!

    1. Chris2K

      Chris2K

      Ironically this morning I watched the episode of Wrestling Challenge where MOM debuted. Mabel nearly crushed Duane Gill with a sit down splash.

  16. Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace 'accidentally' with 'repeatedly' and replace 'dog' with 'son.'

  17. What about Ameobi, like?

  18. What does Steve Sidwell have against Serbia?

    1. Rocky

      Rocky

      Probably the over-rated Manager.

      Anyway, I picked up the next best thing. Barnsley star midfielder, Chris James :)

    2. Noah

      Noah

      I recall the glory days of convincing Peter Beardsley to drop a division and join Brighton.

  19. What happens after you report someone? Apparently the begining of a really really long thread.

    1. Liam

      Liam

      You kids these days, and your inability to read anything longer than 140 characters. TSK!

    2. Noah

      Noah

      I just saw it was 12 pages long and freaked out :(

  20. What if Flair owed WCW?

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    2. brenchill

      brenchill

      Joke is on you, jth...

    3. Sousa

      Sousa

      What if he didn't?

    4. Noah

      Noah

      Until we open the box, Flair can be thought of as both owing and being owed money from WCW.

  21. What if I want to turn my back on the Wolfpac? Surely it's my choice?

    1. Pizza

      Pizza

      Well of course you could turn your back on them if you really wanted too. But then you might wind up in a bodybag.

    2. Ace
    3. Maxx

      Maxx

      To be fair though, that's risk you take whenever you hang out with Scott Hall and Konnan, regardless of back turning.

  22. What is it with right wing nut jobs and their terribly uncreative spins on the name Obama that they think they are the wittiest people on earth for using? I remember us discussing Obummer before and the latest one appears to be Obola.

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    2. Sousa

      Sousa

      Wonkette calls him B. Barry Bamz and it cracks me up for some reason.

    3. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      What an Obama-nation!

    4. Yung Lean

      Yung Lean

      We are The Nation! Obama-Nation!

  23. What kind of world is it, when Merlin gets cancelled but a Charlie Sheen-less Two & a Half Men remains popular and on the air?

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    2. stokeriño

      stokeriño

      To be fair, Merlin was going absolutely nowhere.

    3. Noah

      Noah

      Benji is right but I mentioned Sheen-less to pretty much say that if there was ever anything that made the show even close to redeemable, it's gone and yet it's more popular now than it has been in years :(

    4. Noah

      Noah

      Sadly stoke is right to :(

  24. What the guy below me said

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