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  1. Ah the orangeness, how I've missed you

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    2. Krone

      Krone

      Real life > people on a message board you don't know. Sorry all my buds aren't on EWB to tug my nuts whenver needed.

    3. Rocky

      Rocky

      So... is there an orange or naw?

    4. Krone

      Krone

      Orange confirmed. Even works on mobile devices.

  2. WWF WrestleFest at the local arcade. Hours of Bossman play to come.

  3. My mailman has a stunning similariry to Steve Borden. It's gotta be the hat.

    1. TEOL

      TEOL

      Who's Steve Borden?

  4. As if yesterday wasn't bad enough, got knocked in the ear during basketball and can't hear out of it now. Bang Bang?

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    2. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      You should shoot the shit with Mick Foley about how tough it is only having one ear.

    3. LUKIE

      LUKIE

      By basketball Krone really means he tried ear sex after watching Family Guy.

    4. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      At least now you can cup your hand to your ear like Hulk Hogan. You can't hear me.

  5. There's nothing quite like a good ole fashion Lou Thesz Press

    1. Rich

      Rich

      I'm sure you do like a crotch in yo face

  6. I see a guy that walks through town every day that looks like Skummy. I don't know whether to be humbled or horrified.

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    2. Krone

      Krone

      Brenchill, Mr. Serious 24/7. I call this anything to try and get over with the rest of the board.

    3. brenchill

      brenchill

      Don't worry about a photo. Just shoot the shit with him.

    4. 9 to 5

      9 to 5

      It might be his twin...

  7. Met a guy at my buddies family reunion who is cousins to Muhammed Hassan. Good cooler talk.

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    2. Draevyn

      Draevyn

      I write all of Brenchill's best shit. I'm his ghost roaster!

    3. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      Krone just assumed they were cousins because of the dark skin.

    4. Noah

      Noah

      Hassam is one of the few wrestlers I care about less than Mero.

  8. Come at the king, you best not miss.

    1. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Seems like plenty of people were coming at Omar, if you know what I mean.

    2. Krone
    3. Your Mom

      Your Mom

      Omar was in the new Robocop movie. He'll be fine

  9. I only follow Benji and Ellis on twitter, because they are the hierarchy.

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    2. Krone
    3. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Krone clearly knows quality when he sees it.

    4. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      EWB's Benji and Ellis or TNA Tag Team Champions Benji and Ellis?

  10. Happy Revenge of the Fifth day

  11. So many people here with some weird fetish for me.

  12. I'm expecting Gargano/Styles and Steen/Shelley to tear down the house tonight.

    1. brenchill

      brenchill

      I bet you are exciting 5 Star matches, right?

    2. Krone

      Krone

      I bet you meant to say expecting instead of exciting, right?

    3. Chael P. Sonnen

      Chael P. Sonnen

      He's all jacked up on Mountain Dew.

  13. Ellis is my mentor.

  14. March Madness is like Christmas.

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    2. Berober

      Berober

      March Madness is like Kobe Bryant at a hotel in Colorado. It's Unstoppable!

    3. MalaCloudy Black
    4. brenchill

      brenchill

      Roleplay for wrestling?

  15. SmackDown! is now up in the Dome. Brock/Benoit vs. Rock/Rhyno with a shot at the WWE Championship on the line! (04/17/03 edition)

  16. Monday Night RAW is up in the dome! Semi finals of the IC Title tournament, and more HHH/Goldberg!

  17. I haven't updated this in years

  18. So what do you do when you can't go to High School dances anymore? Sit at home.

  19. I was in your neck of the woods today! Working at the Dollar General in Philadelphia for the day. Nice little town if I do say so myself. I was hoping to see you, but alas, no Idol.

  20. Hey, thanks man. The thought is much appreciated.

  21. Yes, that costume is definitely awesome. I as well can't wait for the Dark Knight to come out!

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