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"Socrates- he was like the Vince McMahon of philosophy, he started it all"
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Is there anything else I can help you with? Perhaps you'd like an 11-year old prostitute sent to your room. We can do that. Or maybe we can off someone for you. Huh? How's that sound? I've got it. Why don't we start small? Would you like a fresh towel? Maybe you could roll that up and smoke it.
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Tiny salmon swimming in a stream. Tiny salmon chasing that impossible dream. The mynah bird says "CAW! CA-CAW!" The chimpanzee says "EEEEEEEEEEEEE!" The friendly owl says "Who! Who-who!" But the salmon can only say "Bloo. Bloobloobloobloo!" And it's sad.
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