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drunk as fuck.

If I was a UFC fighter, my theme music would be Cotton Eye Joe.

Apparently today was the Bi-Annual "Brian spills something on his laptop" event. Currently on backup computer while old one sits in box of rice. Fuck.

Can somebody explain Eric Young's gimmick to me?

Free Fallout from GOG! http://www.gog.com/en/gamecard/fallout

Broke my toe at work..hurts like a bitch. Worth going to the ER? Work will be payin the bill after all

I went to WrestleMania and all I got was this Cuban.

Looking forward to seeing Eastbound & Down tonight.

Gin Again!

Gin Again!

Birthdays become more and more anticlimatic.

Man, watching Hardcore Pawn is a trip. Fucking sad, actually. It has to be fake, cuz with the way dude's kids test the ghetto ass customers, they should be out of business.

twisted, don't go! We love you!

If WWE would do a storyline of TNA invasion....what would you like to see in it???

Wanna start a diary, start something from scratch. I have an idea, but want YOU to pick my roster. Go to EWR and make a pick you ingrates.

Anyone see "In Time"? I like the concept and I love Futuristic anything, but JT as a star worries me. Any opinions?

Do Girls Gone Wild girls get paid or do they really just get the free top? Because if its just the top then what the fuck ladies of America?

I will now provide EWB with the comprehensive list of wrestling women types that you all are allowed to find attractive. 1. Vickie Guerrero (obvs.) 2. Cheerleader Melissa 3. Rhaka Khan 4. Rosa Mendez (because, fuck, wow) 5. Nikki but not Brie 6. Rhonda Singh 7. Madusa (mountainous cleavage era) 8. Molly Holly

Why has no one told me about Vermin Supreme?

Is it Beer O' Clock yet?

At the video store today, I saw someone purchase a copy of "The Adventures of Pluto Nash". I want you to just think about that.

Why is the rum always gone..

so my son is 6 miles way rather than the usual 125 ish. bitch won't return to my calls so i can't see him.

Boy I sure hope someone else comes up with a witty take on the old "merry christmas". Thats never been done before!