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    1. JasonM

      JasonM

      Just stumbled upon this, Bryan Adams concert and afterwards Stevie Wonder for free. And looking at tomorrow there will also be Kaiser Chiefs and Bruce Springsteen.

      Had to share this.

  1. Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?

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    2. Chris2K

      Chris2K

      No it isn't mother, it's just the Northern Lights.

    3. TheSqauredCircleMessiah
    4. Chris2K

      Chris2K

      Now the combo has been broken I'd like to nominate this individual sketch as the funniest individual skit in Simpsons history.

  2. Day 2 after having all four wisdom teeth removed, the only thing i'm happy for is that I never have to go through this shit again. 

  3. Now Tayne I can get into.

  4. The greatest hockey player, played by the most electrifying man in entertainment.

    In 'Dwayne Gretzky' the musical

  5. ''And did those feet in ancient time'' has been stuck in my head since 8 this morning... Not sure if it's a good or bad thing.

  6. *holds up arms* CaaAAn you dig it!!!

  7. 0118 999 88199 9919 725 3

  8. 1/10 - would bang...

  9. 60% of the time, it works all the time.

  10. A blackfaced cowboy ballroomdancer... Fandjango

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    2. Sousa

      Sousa

      A black guy who works in pictures? Madness!

    3. GoGo Yubari

      GoGo Yubari

      Please apologize to EWB for that joke.

    4. Sousa

      Sousa

      Okay, I'm sorry for that joke.

  11. A diamond car, with the platinum wheels.

  12. A winner is you!

    1. Sousa

      Sousa

      Perhaps the same could be said of ALL religi--wait shit no.

    2. Josh

      Josh

      That would be "Winners don't do drugs." *repeatedly kicks a criminal*

    3. JasonM

      JasonM

      Pffft, only losers say that!

  13. A wise man once said... SPACESHIPS!!!

  14. About to watch Walking Tall

  15. Alberto del Rio was released from WWE for punching out EWB

  16. All those moments... Will be lost in time, like tears in rain...

    1. MDK

      MDK

      Like a fart thru hemp pyjamas

  17. And as always, KILL HITLER!

    1. LUKIE

      LUKIE

      What has Hitler ever done to you, you monster.

    2. Noah

      Noah

      Hitler's probably a Bayern Munich fan.

    3. EddieG
  18. And in 1945, peace broke out...

  19. And not a single...

    1. Rocky

      Rocky

      person chose not to join Minecraft BR!

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