JasonM

Koopaling hierarchy from best to worst: 1. Ludwig 2. Roy 3. Wendy O. 4. Morton Jr. 5. Lemmy 6. Iggy 7. Larry

OPPAN GANGNAM STYLE (my status is better than the other one by virtue of me being me).

HOW MANY NOSEHAIRS DID DON QUIXOTE HAVE!?

Who are the patriots!

praying for jerry lawler right now

Bas Rutten, noted literary critic.

Friend of mine says he's got a job cleaning pigs for a living. Sounds like hogwash to me...

People of EWB! How do I put something in spoilers on this board? (I'm sure this question has been asked many times but I don't know where I'd find the answer...)

ADULT. PORN. MOVIES.

It took me 8 hours to type this shit up.

So ... Scorpio Sky is "Harold"? Guy sure gets around.

herp derp herp herp derp

I'd fuck her with your dick, but only if you acquired the dick legally as I don't support theft.

So, hey, apparently President Obama's hitting the campaign trail on Reddit. http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/z1c9z/i_am_barack_obama_president_of_the_united_states/

My Scottish landlord wanted to disconnect my wifi, but not before I yelled ''You can take my Wifi, but you will never take my freedom!'' in his face... Needless to say he wasn't impressed, now I got no wifi =(

My Scottish landlord wanted to disconnect my wifi, but not before I yelled ''You can take my Wifi, but you will never take my freedom!'' in his face... Needless to say he wasn't impressed, now I got no wifi =(

I'm so glad TenaciousG has started making TEW2013.

Pirate Bay

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and JBL closer together.

So how about that new movie ''Monsoon Poultry Hospital'' ?

With the network premiere of Wrestlemania 28 coming up, which pop song do we expect to serve as Taker's entrance theme? Another Katy Perry? Nicky Minaj? Carly Rae Jepsen?

So Tom Cruise had a curry down the road from me the other night, apparently.

Never forget the Five D's of Dodgeball...Dodge, Duck, Dip, Dive and...Dodge..

Oh dear Prince Harry....

Nice roster for WWE '13... a few guys are still missing but nothing Community Creations can't take care of.