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  1. Tkasto

    What Sitcom would you guys recommend me to watch? 

    1. Heel Turn

      Heel Turn

      just watch sanford and son

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  2. DJ Ice
    http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2cg2f_tajiri-yinling-vs-rg-the-great-muta_extreme Easily my favourite Promotion. Love it
    1. Heel Turn

      Heel Turn

      She's an erotic terrorist. Seriously.

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  3. DJ Ice
    http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2cg2f_tajiri-yinling-vs-rg-the-great-muta_extreme Easily my favourite Promotion. Love it
    1. Heel Turn

      Heel Turn

      I have some bad news for you.

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  4. Sousa

    My wife can do the entire "steamed hams" bit from The Simpsons from memory. It's sexy as hell.

    1. Heel Turn

      Heel Turn

      No, mother, it's just the Northern Lights!

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  5. Maxx

    PEOPLE LET ME TELL YOU BOUT MY NEW BEST FRIEND! BARNABY JONES!

    1. Heel Turn

      Heel Turn

      BOOSH and/or SKA-DOOSH

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  6. swibbo

    Whenever I see an armbar, even in MMA, I think of Chris Jericho and smile!

    1. Heel Turn

      Heel Turn

      MOVE NUMBER FOUR HUNDRED AND TWENTY EIGHT

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  7. Lint

    listening to an interview with Eagles president Joe Banner...he keeps saying "I don't want to play devils advocate" and "I'm not telling you anything you don't already know.."

    1. Heel Turn

      Heel Turn

      Maybe he's signing Sean O'Haire to shore up the D line. Christ knows he'd be better than some of the guys they have on there.

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  8. Sousa

    After that last post, I want this on my tombstone. "You still have the right to be a troglodyte, but isn't it a little fucked up that you're furious about the possibility of losing that right?"

    1. Heel Turn

      Heel Turn

      I want pepperoni and sausage on my Tombstone.

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  9. OctoberRaven

    Andy Capp's Hot Fries are awesome. That is all.

    1. Heel Turn

      Heel Turn

      Still the most bizarre licensing deal ever. It's like giving Funky Winterbean his own breakfast cereal or something.

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  10. hugobomb

    Final Fantasy Nerds UNITE! Is the original FF worth the 9.99 they want for it on PSN?

    1. Heel Turn

      Heel Turn

      It's more fun than, I dunno, doing your taxes, and some of the Engrish is cute, but yeah, FF1's really just a curiosity at this point. Although, finding the Rat's Tail remains one of my proudest gaming accomplishments.

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  11. Rich

    NERDS UNITE!: Which Final Fantasy game should I play out of the following: 7,9,10,11 or 13?

    1. Heel Turn

      Heel Turn

      What Sousa said. FF6 is easily the best out of the series.

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  12. Sousa

    I'm going to help Zero out here and remind you guys not to spoil things in the status box. Zero's not a big fan of fake spoilers, either, so yeah. <_<

    1. Heel Turn

      Heel Turn

      I forgot that because I've been drinking. I figure I should be unconscious by about entrance #25.

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  13. EddieRuckus

    2010: The year of cunnilingus in movies.

    1. Heel Turn

      Heel Turn

      I thought it was the Year of the Rabbit. This Chinese Zodiac is worthless.

  14. Sousa

    I'm going to help Zero out here and remind you guys not to spoil things in the status box. Zero's not a big fan of fake spoilers, either, so yeah. <_<

    1. Heel Turn

      Heel Turn

      "Glacier is reportedly backstage in Boston. Sources indicate that he has been booked to win the Rumble and face the Miz at Wrestlemania." Source: Wrestling Observer Newsletter

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  15. zero

    "Barack Obama's done everything to appease Republicans short of using bleach." -Bill Maher

    1. Heel Turn

      Heel Turn

      If history has taught us anything, it's that appeasement is an infallible and consequence-free political strategy.

  16. the machine

    We know what art is!! It's PICTURES OF HORSES!!!

    1. Heel Turn

      Heel Turn

      "Did he take you in the French fashion?"

  17. SeanDMan

    Your mouth moves only when someone's hand is up your ass.

    1. Heel Turn

      Heel Turn

      Kinky.

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  18. TKz

    Don't worry, Homer. I have a fool proof strategy to get you out of here: surprise witnesses, each more surprising than the last. I tell you, the judge won't know what hit him!

    1. Heel Turn

      Heel Turn

      Now, Apu, Mrs. Simpson claims that she *forgot* that bottle of... delicious...bourbon. Brownest of the brown liquors...so tempting. What's that? You want me to drink you? But I'm in the middle of a trial!

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  19. New Damage

    DAMMIT CJ ALL YA HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN

    1. Heel Turn

      Heel Turn

      The only worse mission was that horrible remote control plane mission. Fuck that mission.

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  20. Boulder

    Ok here is the senrio thing is srink down to the size of a red blood cell using the atoms shrinking tech and placed inside supermans blood stream. He is told that unless he puts clark down permently the rest of the fantastic four fam. Well be slaughtered now supes is pretty durable on the inside but not to level that his on the outside. Can Ben Grim put clark downor does he fail.

    1. Heel Turn

      Heel Turn

      I was going to guess GameFAQs, but yeah, that makes sense.

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  21. Powerhart

    What the fuck HT, there's people trying to avoiid spoilers.

    1. Heel Turn

      Heel Turn

      If I gave a shit about you, I might feel a little bit bad.

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  22. Boulder

    They should call this book "Johnny Deformed"

    1. Heel Turn

      Heel Turn

      There's just no truth in marketing when it comes to Johnny Tremaine.

  23. C-MIL

    I don’t know if I should spank you or breast feed you.

    1. Heel Turn

      Heel Turn

      YOUR NAME MEANS FLUTE

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  24. Toe

    Important Question - Do you show your kids Episode One first or do you start with A New Hope?

    1. Heel Turn

      Heel Turn

      Making a child watch any of Episodes I-III is tantamount to child abuse.

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  25. MyKILLv2.0

    Tim Tebow Fact#117: Tim Tebow is so amazing, Sharks dedicate a whole week of TV just to him.

    1. Heel Turn

      Heel Turn

      Shut up about Tim Tebow/Chuck Norris/Vin Diesel/the Dos Equis guy/Michael Tarver.

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