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Benji

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  1. Need a tag team name for Greg Valentine and Nailz.

  2. Pentagón is only 62.5% the wrestler Octagón was in his prime.

  3. Have you ever seen a Bigfoot?

    1. Benji

      Benji

      No, because I have a rock that keeps Bigfoot away.

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  4. Paul Gross, Canada's greatest national treasure.

    1. Benji

      Benji

      Brendan Fraser is disappointed, but understands that all people are entitled to their opinions, and he wishes you a great day.

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  5. Noot noot, it's da sound of da police

    1. Benji

      Benji

      Nah, mate. It's the sound of Pingu.

    1. Benji

      Benji

      Yo @Skummy, what's the feed URL so I can add it to my listening?

      EDIT: Never mind, realised I could get it myself. For others wanting it:

      http://feeds.soundcloud.com/users/soundcloud:users:400022058/sounds.rss

  6. When you think about it, you realize the brain named itself.

    1. Benji

      Benji

      Nah, think the scientists named both him and Pinky.

  7. Queue is just Q followed by 4 silent letters.

    1. Benji

      Benji

      Yeah, but Q is also an all powerful alien being, so he can take whatever form he likes.

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  8. Dear NFL, have players kneel all you want. I agree with their cause. But pre-empt Jeopardy? Especially the TOC? With a goddamn pre-game show?! You're dead to me now.

    1. Benji

      Benji

      This is EWB. Not the NFL. Wrong three letter group. Easy mistake to make.

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  9. No Smackdown thread? Was there a Smackdown this week?

    1. Benji

      Benji

      If a big hoss falls in the ring but nobody is watching on TV, does it make a sound?

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  10. It is in our house now.

    1. Benji

      Benji

      "WWE's Paige when asked where the Divas Championship was on April 7, 2014"

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  11. Been itching to write again recently. Might need to do something about that.

    1. Benji

      Benji

      Get to it!

      Miss you xx

  12. They don't think it be like it is, but it do.

  13. Heard they're reforming the Dawnguard! Vampire hunters or something. In the old fort near Riften. Might consider joining up myself!

    1. Benji

      Benji

      One day I will side with the Dawnguard on that quest :shifty:

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  14. WHAT'S SWAG JACKSON DOING IN THE IMPACT ZONE???

  15. If Smackdown happens and EWB doesn't make a thread about it, does it make a sound?

  16. Who donated 95p? 

    1. Benji

      Benji

      I thought I was getting four Panda Pops, some Tom & Jerry Candy sticks and a couple of Highland Toffees from the tuck shop. My bad.

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  17. Rich Swann is both a good wrestler and a good description of my fursona.

    1. Benji

      Benji

      I like to imagine he is the evolved form of Scrooge McDuck.

  18. wheres the update for ewr

     

    1. Benji

      Benji

      PT has been doing them in his own free time for absolutely free, he'll release them if and when he's ready. At the very least a please and thank you for him would be nice.

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  19. You can find me in the club, bottle full of bub! Look mami I got the X if you into taking drugs, I'm into having sex, I ain't into making love! So come give me a hug if you into to getting rubbed!

    1. Benji

      Benji

      Calm down, Forky Cent.

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