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  1. OctoberRaven

    Mike Tyson Mysteries is awesome you guys.

    1. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      "Ain't got time for bird sex, man, gotta fly!"

  2. OctoberRaven

    Mmm. Fresh baked, buttery bread.

    1. SESbb30

      SESbb30

      baby, ima butter yo bread.

    2. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      Nah man, I baked this myself, and put an extra coat of butter to it to add flavor. It's awesome.

  3. OctoberRaven

    Mockery is one of the things I hold dear! AND HE'S MAKING A MOCKERY OF IT!

  4. OctoberRaven

    My ear feels like Cro Cop kicked me in it and I just woke up three years later.

  5. OctoberRaven

    My gods... it's true... I AM being punished for a lifetime of bad deeds- I have to listen to COUNTRY MUSIC!!

  6. OctoberRaven

    My local CW affiliate is showing my all-time favorite Simpsons episode. USA! USA! USA! USA!

    1. JasonM

      JasonM

      Hah, over here in Amercia we are getting ALL Simpsons episodes! HAIL AMERCIA!

  7. OctoberRaven

    My name is Aldo Montoya. You pinned my father. Prepare to lose.

    1. Mick

      Mick

      I pinned his children, then I raped him, then I smashed his head in like this! *SQUASH*

  8. OctoberRaven

    My name is Inigo Montoya

  9. OctoberRaven

    New Kids on the Block are doing a reunion tour. More like Broke Guys On The Road, amirite?

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    2. C-MIL

      C-MIL

      Wrong Wahlberg.

    3. Mick

      Mick

      Both were.

    4. C-MIL

      C-MIL

      If you're going to be a jackass, could you do it somewhere else, please?

  10. OctoberRaven

    Ninjas > Pirates. As proof, Dr McNinja.

    1. Lj.

      Lj.

      Ninja please.

  11. OctoberRaven

    No one suspects the Ski Robot.

    1. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      No one suspects the Fun Police.

    2. Kaney

      Kaney

      This is JUST as good as impossibly perfect human face masks!

  12. OctoberRaven

    No, he was a DRAGON MAN.

  13. OctoberRaven

    No, no, no.... Breathe the As in!

  14. OctoberRaven

    Nobody in Raw Chat tonight?

  15. OctoberRaven

    Oh DirectTV. You are one of the scummiest companies ever, but your commercials with the rich Russian guy are awesome.

    1. Saladin777

      Saladin777

      I too, dream of a day when I can own a miniature giraffe.

  16. OctoberRaven

    Oh man. Watching the 60s Batman... and this is like the worst episode ever. It's like what Reefer Madness would be like if it was about feminism instead of marijuana.

    1. Skummy

      Skummy

      There's no such thing as a bad episode of 60s Batman.

    2. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      Stop being awful, ORO.

    3. Schlitzbrille

      Schlitzbrille

      I'm with Herr Skummy on this one.

  17. OctoberRaven

    OH MY GOD NYTEBLAYDE IS ON HIS WAY!

  18. OctoberRaven

    Oh-wee-ohh, killer tofu!

  19. OctoberRaven

    Oh, look everyone, Stan Marsh the DARSH!

  20. OctoberRaven

    Old World Blues: Best Fallout DLC yet

    1. Kane's Mullet Slacker

      Kane's Mullet Slacker

      I have to disagree although Old World Blues is fun I think Dead Money is the best.

  21. OctoberRaven

    On behalf of South Florida, I officially apologize for Rick Sanchez and hope he quits broadcasting altogether.

    1. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      Not just for what got him fired for CNN, by the way. I mean in general.

  22. OctoberRaven

    Only in NASL do refs give red for protesting a balatant shove from behind, but later only a yellow for an intentional elbow. Sigh.

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    2. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      Also, NASL streams are terrible. They don't have a clock graphic. Seriously. They had to show shots of the stadium's clock.

    3. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      Pesci: Yeah, straight red.

    4. The Lusophone

      The Lusophone

      What actually happened?

  23. OctoberRaven

    Pagan Min. Yes, his name sounds like a Cantonese death metal band. Pagan Min, yes he looks like he stole someone's Joker Halloween costume. Pagan Min. Yes, he looks like he just robbed a metrosexual pimp.

  24. OctoberRaven

    Papa John's should let you order just garlic sauce from them. That way you can put it on Pizza Hut pizza instead.

    1. SeanDMan

      SeanDMan

      The only thing about Pizza Hut that is better than Papa John's is their stuffed crust. Otherwise fuck Pizza Hut.

    2. apsham

      apsham

      Panagaos is where it's at.

  25. OctoberRaven

    Perhaps there is truth in sand madness.

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