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  1. But it wasn't a nice day. It was a bit cloudy. Which means he was being very sarcastic.

  2. Caligula/His Horse 2016: Still better than Trump.

  3. Craziest thing about it all? I don't even have a sister.

  4. Dear NFL, have players kneel all you want. I agree with their cause. But pre-empt Jeopardy? Especially the TOC? With a goddamn pre-game show?! You're dead to me now.

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    2. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      Jeopardy is serious fucking business, man. Especially when Austin Rogers and Lily "The Spiciest Memelord" Chin are involved.

    3. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      The XFL never pre-empted Jeopardy

    4. Benji

      Benji

      This is EWB. Not the NFL. Wrong three letter group. Easy mistake to make.

  5. Don't be racists against cows, Nick!

  6. Don't mix romance with magic. You should take the straitjacket.

  7. Doug Benson is the worst inexplicably popular comedian ever. Worse than Dane Cook. Hell, worse than Carlos Mencia.

    1. apsham

      apsham

      Doug Benson gets by because of the intolerably unfunny and pandering pot humor scene and that's about it.

  8. Few things bug me more than "anti-chemical" advertising.

    Literally everything is made of chemicals.

    Water is a chemical.

    Just because you can't spell something doesn't mean it's bad for you.

    1. Schlitzbrille

      Schlitzbrille

      I dunno, dihydrogen monoxide kills if you ingest too much. Also, where do you stand on organic sea salt?

  9. Friendship is like an ointment, when you've been stung by fifty bees! No matter where you rub it, it always feels better, because it's a topical analgesic!

  10. Fun fact; historians believed that Christ died March 30 33AD. Which means the first Easter happened on April 1st.

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    2. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      @JTHNumbers2018

      Not the way the Christian tradition tells it; he died on Good Friday, comes back Easter.

    3. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      That makes sense. but why do they always say he was resurrected after 3 days?

    4. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      @JTHNumbers2018 No idea.

      Also, this was all just a joke anyway, historians ACTUALLY think he died around April 3 or 4.

  11. Fun fact: In the history of submarines in warfare, there is only one confirmed case (and a second unconfirmed) of a submerged sub sinking another submerged sub.

  12. Government is like medicine. Some are good, some are bad, many have side effects. Nobody wants to take it, but almost everyone needs it. And while you can certainly die from having too much of it, you can just as easily die from not having enough.

  13. Happy Jul everyone. May your ancestors ride and hunt with Oden on this eve.

    1. Rich

      Rich

      Why would my ancestors ride with a one pot Japanese dish?

  14. He's Roman Reigns! He'll bring you pain! When you plant crops, plant Roman Grains!

    1. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      When he plays Civ, he plays as Spain!

  15. He's the man, as you saw, Goro Majima!

     

    Majima Construction!

  16. holy crap Knightmare was amazing how come we never got this in the US

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    2. 9 to 5

      9 to 5

      Because America would probably just shoot it up.

    3. lanky316

      lanky316

      Knightmare was incredible. I'm kind of surprised and simultaneously relieved that with modern technology and ideas it hasn't really come back.

    4. fourstarfizzle

      fourstarfizzle

      An absolute classic. I once made a paper mache helmet and shield for Halloween when I was 9. I can't believe it's already been 10 years since they did that one-off reprisal for Geek Week.

  17. Hot take: Lucy is a horrible movie with the message that being smart makes you an amoral psychopath who shoots people for not speaking English.

    1. Owen

      Owen

      That movie's real stupid and real bad.

    2. Sousa

      Sousa

      This isn't a hot take at all, I was sold a bill of goods.

  18. Humpington can grant wishes... but he doesn't.

  19. I am grey

    You can see me safely but if you get anywhere near me without a protective suit you will die in two minutes

    I cannot be contained

    Destroying me would come at a great cost

    What am I?

    1. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      Nobody's gonna guess?

      I'll add a hint: You probably see me almost every night.

    2. CobraKaiEnTai
    3. OctoberRaven
  20. I do not drink.... wine.

  21. I don't always dream about the game I'm playing. But when I do, it's a strategy game or management sim.

  22. I don't understand why the mint insists on keeping their broken penny press.

    It doesn't make cents.

  23. I had a weird dream where I learned that Stuka Jr joined Lucha Underground, and I was like "Huh, that's odd, isn't he still with CMLL", then I see him winning the LU title and he's unmasked and somehow become a spray tanned Johnny Mundo clone.

  24. I had Chipotle (the food chain, not the pepper) today. It was remarkably average. Also, I've had bread that's got a higher Scoville than their so-called 'hot' sauce.

    1. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      Well aren't you tough.

    2. SeanDMan

      SeanDMan

      It's interesting because I'd always heard about the myth of Chipotle but I tried it and really didn't see what was special about it.

      It wasn't even like an In N Out where it's like "yeah, okay, I sort of get this" even if you think it's overhyped, Chipotle was just really average and overpriced.

    3. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      Yeah @SeanDMan. I only even bothered because it was on the way home. I'll just take the slight detour to the mom and pop place.

      Also @Meacon I know I have a higher capsacin tolerance than most but if I didn't actually see them put the sauce in I would have never known it was even there. I wasn't expecting atomic sauce, but if Taco Bell can manage acceptable sauces, there's no reason Chipotle shouldn't be able to.

      Luckily the mom and pop place has good habanero sauce...

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