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MDK

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  1. Is GTA V on PC worth it? From what I've read, hackers seem to be galore.

  2. Holy shit. You're from Norwich AND the same age as me. How have I not noticed you before?

  3. They love a bit of it 

  4. All I want for Christmas is Jew

  5. Star Wars spoilers: Contains stars and wars.

  6. Are we oversexualizing EWB?

  7. Fucking a pig but that's okay, I'll be Prime Minister someday.

  8. Is this some white cunts joke that black cunts don't get? 'cause I'm not fucking laughing Nicolas.

  9. Soup'uh, Soup'uh, Soup'uh Fly

  10. He's saltier than the dead sea, it's John Bovril Layfield!

  11. Everything turns grey 

  12. They're all just lining up in some kind of firing squad. Whoah, whoah, hang on, someone's being brought out. They're tying him to a stake. It's Winnie the Pooh.

    1. MDK

      MDK

      I recognise him from Rimmer's record collection!

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  13. They're all just lining up in some kind of firing squad. Whoah, whoah, hang on, someone's being brought out. They're tying him to a stake. It's Winnie the Pooh.

    1. MDK

      MDK

      That's something no-one should ever have to see.

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  14. They're all just lining up in some kind of firing squad. Whoah, whoah, hang on, someone's being brought out. They're tying him to a stake. It's Winnie the Pooh.

    1. MDK

      MDK

      Winnie the Pooh, I swear. He's refusing the blindfold.

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  15. The best moment in your life - or any man's life - is when that women walks into a room full of people and stares across that sea of faces into yours and says, 'He's the one'. Most the time it's happened to me has been in a police line-up..

  16. Well, fuck me, you were right. Cat food is in the kitchen I can't open it because I don't have thumbs

  17. Good idea: Helping your Uncle Jack off a horse. Bad idea: Helping your uncle jack off a horse.

  18. Anyone wanna do some heists on GTAV on 360 in the next few hours. Shoot me a PM.

    1. MDK

      MDK

      I've realised I don't have a wireless adapter >_>

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