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Hobo

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Status Updates posted by Hobo

  1. ridin' on the mothership, just for the funk of it baby...

  2. You gotta respect a man's p-biz.

  3. THERE ARE NO HULKAMANIACS HERE! I'VE NEVER BEEN HERE BEFORE!

    1. Mick

      Mick

      STOP SCREAMING!! WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING?!

    2. Mancuerda

      Mancuerda

      AHH! IT'S NOT HOT!

  4. Have you sculpted your Michaelmas ibex yet?

  5. Web Hosting powered by Hulk Hogan

    1. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      It has the power to slam 20 foot tall 5000 pound giants, brother

    2. KONGO

      KONGO

      And it doesn't even have arms!

    3. HC

      HC

      When the board crashes down and it hurts inside!

  6. Hulk Hogan's Meat Shoes!

  7. Facebook reccommended I like Hall and Oats, but, I can't go for that (no can do).

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    2. HC

      HC

      This status is makin' my dreams come true.

    3. Mancuerda

      Mancuerda

      They're watching you. They see your every move.

    4. Captain Eo

      Captain Eo

      I guess you never had an adult education then either?

  8. An audio commentary for The Unemployed Historian 1st Anniversary Special http://theunemployedhistorian.wordpress.com/2013/09/14/walk-the-line-commentary/

  9. Sometimes a house is just fulla murder, even right after you move in.

    1. KONGO

      KONGO

      I hope you got the price knocked down some for all the murder that was in there.

  10. "Another d-mn'd thick, square book! Always, scribble, scribble, scribble! Eh! Mr. Gibbon?"

    1. Mick
    2. Hobo

      Hobo

      George III to Edward Gibbon upon recieving copy of Gibbon's The Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire.

  11. Everybody needs a friend, even the Pelican Man.

    1. KONGO

      KONGO

      What about the Pear-shaped Man?

  12. Poor little Lemonhope, throw me a lemon rope!

  13. Unemployed Historian and then QUEST FOR THE DELTA KNIGHTS! http://t.co/KBWPMoVXuy

  14. I think I'll go make a film about pulverized tobacco. A snuff film, if you will.

    1. KONGO

      KONGO

      SNUFF TOBACCO IS PEOPLE!

    2. Josh

      Josh

      Ken Burns Presents "Snuff": A 5 Part Documentary

  15. The Unemployed Historian sinks his teeth into his greatest enemy - Mother Teresa! http://blip.tv/theunemployedhistorian/mother-teresa-2003-6615925

    1. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      I get the feeling you had the bile built up, ready to vent but were just waiting for Hollywood to make a motion picture on her life. But in the end you could wait no longer and were like "Fuck it, Italian movie it is!"

    2. Hobo

      Hobo

      Kinda, I'd originally planned to do the Geraldine Chaplin one. But then I found the Italian one.

  16. They are wall-words!

  17. You serve no function. You must be destroyed.

  18. The Unemployed Historian lists his Top 5 Facts About The Popes (Pontiff Facts!) http://theunemployedhistorian.wordpress.com/2013/06/29/top-five-pontiff-facts/

    1. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Whilst making this episode, Hbob was sustained on cups of tea and Pontiff-fact cakes.

    2. Hobo

      Hobo

      That is partly true!

  19. What's my name!? What's my name!? HUSH! Let me tell ya... IT'S K-KRUSH!

    1. KONGO

      KONGO

      What's my name, what's my name? HUSH! BakabukabrickabrackabruckaK-KRUSH!

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