Blehschmidt
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Dear diary, my teen angst bullshit has a body count.
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Cloudy, why are you pulling my dick?
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Dear diary, my teen angst bullshit has a body count.
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Fuck Me Gently with a Chainsaw!
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The boys are thirsty in Atlanta, and there's beer in Texarkana!
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You sum bitches couldn't close an umbrella.
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I may close early today. There's a 15-day wait on the handguns but the rifles you can take right now. You can't do that.
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Sarah Connor?
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I may well be the first Mongolian based EWB'er.
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You just stay away from my City Wok.
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I Necronominate you to awaken great Cthulu from his dreamless sleep of measureless aeons in the nightmare corpse-city of R'lyeh.
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Fhtagn Ia! Ia!
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Sigmund Freud said, "Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar." Oh yeah? Well sometimes it's a BIG BROWN DICK.
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I knew fat sounded wrong, but I couldn't remember. That is by far my favorite Carlin special!
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Sigmund Freud said, "Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar." Oh yeah? Well sometimes it's a BIG BROWN DICK.
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With a fat arrogant white collar business criminal asshole sucking on the fat end of it?
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Was the UFC tonight any good? Christopher is flipped out because he forgot it was on. I dont even know who fought
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It was nothing spectacularly mind blowing, but it was decent. They are reshowing it in a couple hours on FX.
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We have to move now. I didn't keep good enough track of out Netflix list. John Carter is going to be here on Monday
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I enjoyed it quite a bit. I'm actually disappointed it bombed, because the sequel would have been really cool.
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Enjoy that tasty food everyone. Because if movies mean anything and we all know they do. We will all be eating Soylent Green in 10 years.
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MMmmmmm....people......
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My "I Broke Wahoo's Leg" shirt finally arrived!
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I got one of those too, best purchase ever!
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I can't believe he won the Royal Rumble.
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Come on people, it's been long enough. We can reveal that Super Crazy made a surprise return and won the Rumble.
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Loving Terra Nova so far. Anyone with me?
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Very much enjoying it.
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In what could be seen as a shock to no one, Bucky Larson got a 0 rating on Rotten Tomatoes. Maybe it needed more commercials with Peter Dante shouting.
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The only think I could think when I saw the commercial was "Man, Christina Ricci is better than that."
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Remind me never to watch XPW again...
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and by "wrestle" I mean get his talentless ass bludgeoned with sharp objects.
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Remind me never to watch XPW again...
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You mean, you don't enjoy watching Supreme "wrestle"
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Who's Zack Ryder?
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The guy that Curt Hawkins used to carry in a tag team.
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I hereby request that "THAT'S KILLED SPELLED BACKWARDS MIKE" be replaced in our lexicon by "THEY LOOKIN FUH PLUNDA TONY."
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Here come Lawd Steven Regal, and his butlah, Chives!!
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I know what's going on. We got a bunch of fucking vampires out there, trying to get in here and suck our fucking blood. And that's it. Plain and simple. I don't want to hear anything about "I don't believe in vampires," because I don't fucking believe in vampires, but I believe in my own two eyes, and what I saw, is fucking vampires. Now, do we all agree that what we are dealing with is vampires?
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The world's my oyster, except for the fact that I just rammed a wooden stake in my brother's heart because he turned into a vampire, even though I don't believe in vampires. Aside from that unfortunate business, everything's hunky-dory.
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Michael Bay is going to fuck up Unicron, and Michael Bay can go and die.
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Oh no. Where did you hear this?
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My brain imploded when I found out the e-fed I run is the same age as my nephew... TO THE DAY.
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"What is my plan to enslave the human race" "I'm sorry, Watson, what was that?" "I mean... what is the New York Knicks"
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If the computer beats Jennings and the other guy, I think the last hope for humanity will be Sean Connery and Burt Reynolds.
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RUN!!
