Chris2K

@The Kraig this was 17 years ago. We are old. 

Why did I think it was safe to go back on TV Tropes? I've spent so long reading stuff on there that I've literally forgotten why I went there in the first place.

Possibly my first ever ranking in the Popular Contributors list. If only it was WrestleMania week every week.

Hello, everybody! Did somebody say, "a perfect game?!"

Just watched the final episode of Friends (after watching all ten seasons in order). Crying like a baby.

Hooray for the tightrope walking dog! And his three legged best friend Skippy!

How's that for piledriving Miss Daisy?

I'm collecting Merlin Premier League stickers for the first time in 15 years and it is SO difficult to find any at the moment. If anyone sees any online then feel free to let me know!

Ho ho ho, Merry Everyone!

CAROLINE AND PASCHA~!

Whoa-oh-oh-oh-ooooh, Whoa-oh-whoa-oh-oh-ooooh - LET'S GO!

Hey fatty! I got a movie for ya! "A Fridge Too Far!"

Fire! Fire! Help me! 123 Cavendon Road. Looking forward to hearing from you. Yours truly, Maurice Moss.

RIP Geoffrey Holder. An amazing dancer, choreographer, legendary voodoo villain and non-caffeinated beverage advocate .

Would Willie's fence-mending eggs bear fruit? Or would his olive branch be torn apart by woodpeckers of mistrust? That night, fate wore a cummerbund... of suspense.

Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.

"Yes, and you call them steamed hams despite the fact they are obviously grilled."

Without watching TV I just recognised that Die Another Day was on from the gun barrel sequence. It's the only one where the bullet makes a noise. I depress myself.

Christina Marie was screwed. And not in the way I think of every time I see her. Very few people know what this refers to.

"How ironic would it be for Stone Cold Steve Austin to put Bret Hart in the Sharpshooter and win by submission?" - Vince McMahon, Survivor Series 1996

Yeah that looks Justin Credible.

A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man.

Needing Rivalry ideas for my WWE2K14 Universe Mode -

WHERE ARE MY FLAPJACKS?!

Hoisin Crispy Owl. McFortune Cookies. Potato Grids. Fluffy Ruffs. Bonbonbonbons.