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  1. Chris2K

    Grr, Sainsburys all out of Black 2 so I had to get White 2. As I had Black before I have a feeling going to Black 2 would have been a better ide.a

    1. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      I only wanted the white one, they sent me bloody black!

    2. JasonM

      JasonM

      And here I was thinking y'all was talking about the Lionhead classic...

    3. jrhodes

      jrhodes

      Send the bugger back Ellis!

  2. Chris2K

    Watching College Football has made me realise just how many people's first names have apostrophes in them. This is a worrying sign for humanity.

    1. Josh

      Josh

      HA! Non-anglos, amirite?

  3. Chris2K

    I want a sound byte of Paul Heyman saying "BROCK LESNARRR" as my text alert.

    1. Beefus of Bethesda

      Beefus of Bethesda

      pretty sure android has an app for that.

  4. Chris2K

    Anyone in the EWB-verse play BATRacer (the F1 browser game) on a daily basis?

  5. Chris2K

    Chris2K's Olympic Sport of the day: Volleyball.

    1. Summers

      Summers

      you spent handball wrong.

    2. Lineker

      Lineker

      Cool story bro

    3. T.J.

      T.J.

      Beach?

  6. Chris2K

    Francine, I'll take my sandwich in the study.

  7. Chris2K

    I think I just swallowed a fly. That's a bit of a buzz kill.

    1. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Swallow a spider.

    2. Rocky

      Rocky

      But make sure you have a bird on hand to get the spider.

    3. botchedpiledriver

      botchedpiledriver

      Perhaps you'll die.

  8. Chris2K

    Watching World of Sport's British Wrestling is the greatest thing in the world. CYANIDE SID COOPER~! would kick your ass.

  9. Chris2K

    Did you know that sewing up a cut on a cat's paw and the antibiotics for afterwards costs £188.30? I found this out the hard way.

    1. brenchill

      brenchill

      Not surprised. When it comes to fixing up your pets, vets have you by the balls.

    2. StevenRichardsRules

      StevenRichardsRules

      Which is a lot less fun than it sounds.

    3. larrymann

      larrymann

      if they had you by your pets balls you could just cut them off.

  10. Chris2K

    Ahh Pepsi Max. Eases the pain.

    1. Toe

      Toe

      Could I get a Pepsi Free?

    2. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      If you want a Pepsi, pal, you're gonna pay for it!

    3. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      And now I can do what I came in here to do; Pepsi Max doesn't eases pain, it only causes more pain.

  11. Chris2K

    Someone at my cricket match today made 293 off 145 balls. Good effort that.

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    2. Rich

      Rich

      Yes.

    3. METALMAN

      METALMAN

      sounds like i was bowling!

    4. Mongrel

      Mongrel

      Pfft, couldn't hack it in the nervous 290s.

  12. Chris2K

    Go Uruguay Go.

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