Gazz

And 4 derby defeats in a row is unacceptable.

I haven't seen it (/wenger)

You're descending into parody.

I feel like someone makes this post every match, the lad is a bit special.

Aldo is good at football? Why has Joe Rogan never mentioned this?

She's the bomb dot com

One of them is going to withdraw injured.

DC's gonna ragdoll him and hump him like its Prom night.

That non-penalty that Leicester should have been awarded was an absolute beauty. Miles late, nowhere near the ball, straight through the man, it was like watching Myke in his prime.

Orient have gone goal ker-ray-zee!

Ayoze Perez is going to be such a great player profit for Newcastle.

At least after last year, we've resumed our annual tradition of getting whupped by Wayne Rooney.

Started a new unemployed game and ended up managing Elche's B team. The squad is 1 GK 3 DC 1 DMC 1 ML 5 ST Should be an interesting formation...

Same here. I'm puzzled that I choose a +3pt game and face a team stacked with Legendary Pros and Survivor cards (I'm bottom end of Epic), lose 0-12 and then choose a +5pt game and face nothing higher than an unleveled SR and win 13-0.

Cro Cop rematch!

Muay Thai?

Ah, January, the joyous month of the year where I dread clicking on BBC sport incase we've sold our best player(s). Sissoko to Arsenal sounds plausible because due to injuries Wenger is down to his last twelve attacking midfielders to shoehorn into the Arsenal first eleven.

I say the pair of you strip to the waist, oil up and wrestle for supremacy.

Double win.

Can the FA retrospectively charge Adams for that? There's minimal contact but it's fairly obvious of the intent.

Facepack is 7GB, so no.

Flag kick? You mean corner, Mr. BBCman.

He had it transplanted into his scrotum, helps keep the shape.

I'm also throwing one when Pardew leaves because fuck-ing hell that formation at the end.

I'm throwing a party when Lee Cattermole retires.