Gazz

So that's what EA base their FIFA keeper AI on.

Sounds like a gay porn award.

Jack's gonna kill you *clap clap clapclapclap*

I'll be super conflicted cross eyed 'stay down' Shawn Michaels special guest referee.

I find it odd that the charge related to anti semitic remarks and made no mention that it also mocked black and Italian stereotypes. It's almost like they realised they'd look like dickheads for charging a black Italian footballer with Jewish family history for racism against blacks and Italians but figured they could get away with the anti semitic bit because hardly anyone knows Mario's mom is Jewish. I also though the minimum ban for racism was five games.

You're supporting Chelsea now? Fickle.

Unspecific grumbling

Given Newcastle's run in cup competitions, if we make it to the semis, both legs will be played away.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOHy4Ca9bkw

I can't see how that is going to stand up in court though, Zuffa purchased PRIDE because the parent company wanted out due to the whole Yakuza scandal, they purchased Afflicition and Strikeforce that were both hemorrhagging money and would have died anyway. Now is probably the most competitive the MMA industry has been since PRIDE's demise, you've got Bellator who have the backing of a multibillion dollar company in Viacom and a large TV presence, WSOF are on TV and can pay Fitch $60,000 a fight, ONE FC is paying Ben Askren $250,000 a fight. Eddie Alvarez and Gilbert Melendez were both subjects of bidding wars that jacked up their salaries and got them guaranteed title shots. I do believe that the guys at the bottom of the card making $6k/£6k need to be better paid though, you can't be a professional fighter when you're making less than $20k a year gross.

How long did it take you to source all the little flags?

Only the shit players. He really really wanted the ones that turn out alright though, and he was desperate for players that we missed out on who turn out to be amazing. At least that's how the press is currently being briefed. Rodgers is bezzie mates with all the 'friendly journos'.

His face looks like something from No Mercy. It's flat.

Anyone still got this on lowly 360?

Where's the cheapest place to buy Xbox Gold subscriptions?

Not to stoke the conspiracy fires, but in the rehearsal draw, Man City drew 'automatic bye to the final against Lincoln Red Imps and a 5-0 headstart'.

The presence of a football within 20 yards of them is enough to cause Man Utd's defence problems.

Not conceding goals and scoring league points are also more important.

Foreign clubs can't represent Singapore in Asian competitions according to the S-League wiki page.

Amateurish bants.

Somebody has to take up Vidic's mantle of getting sent off in this fixture.

I don't agree with that. 1,2 and 5 for Stipe. 3 and 4 for JDS.

Cain broke JDS permanently.